1/15/07

My parents left here last Thurday morning for thier 3 month vacation in Arizona. he last thing my Mom said to me was that she’d get a hold of me sometime after the 15th of january as they are in no rush of getting to the condo and there might be some bad weather.

Phone calls I’ve recieved since Firday of last week

6 calls from my moms lunatic sister ( my aunt )by Saturday afternoon. she’s freaking out…apparently there is a winter storm in the states someplace. She wants to know if i’ve heard from them . I told her that if there was a problem that they would call and that I’m not expected to hear from them until the 15th or 16th.

1 phone call from my brother  ( Sunday night ) asking if I had picked up his new satelite reciever and if I had heard from the parents. Yes and No.

4 more calls fron Aunty Nutbar ( 3 Sunday 1 today @6:45am ). Explained to her again that they would not be arriving at the condo until the 15th or 16th …So no. I hadn’t heard from them. Told her to stop freaking out and to relax. This is where she told me that she has called the condo about 10 times and that she is getting worried. Another explanation that calling the condo is foolish since they won’t be there until the 15th or goddamm 16th! As for the phone call this morning at 6:45am. I told her to give her fucking head a shake it’s 6:45 in the fucking morning and that if she calls my house one more time I’m calling the fucking phone company and having her number blocked. I also reminded her that she’s called the fucking condo enough times so that when they get in I’m sure my mother would call her.

1 phone call from the owner of the condo ( i’m the person they are to get a hold of if they need to get a message to my parents when they are on the road.) The owner ( she seems nice ) asked me if it would be possible to tell my aunt to stop calling and leaving messages for my parents. It seems that my aunt is calling the condo owners personal cell phone # and has left about 8 messages for my parents. The owner of the condo is in Miami. I appologized for my aunt and said that my mother must have given her the wrong # by mistake and that I’d take care of the problem as soon as I got off the phone with her.

1 e-mail from the folks…they are having a blast…little bad weather but nothing that they aren’t used to from living in northern Canada. I replyed telling mom to get a hold of her sister before she has a melt down. She replied that she never gave out any information about the phone #’s of where they would be staying. She told me that they had told the rest of the family that if they need to get a hold of them to please do it through Me or my brother and that this is thier vacation and they don’t want to be bothered with family crap that they can’t do anything about.

I called my aunt and told them that I had talked to my parents and that they are fine , also told her that the owner of the condo would apprieciate it if she stopped calling her. I asked my aunt how she even got the number since My mom told me that she didn’t give out any information to anyone but me or my brother? She played dectective ( wait until you hear this ) last summer my mother and her were looking at properties for rent in arizona online and they wrote down a bunch of #’s of the people renting out the places….she called them all …she called them all and left messages on everyone of them. I asked her how many people she called and she said it wasn’t that many …only about 10  which means it was probably more like 15. I asked her what was so important that she felt she needed to call all these people. She wanted to let my parents know  that there was bad weather and that they should be careful. You have to be fucking kidding me ? I told her that I’d already let my parents know that she was worried. My aunt demanded that I giveher the # where my parents can be reached…I refused and she came at me with this crap about how she ( my mom ) is her sister and she has a right to talk to her when ever she wants. I went back at her with how they are my parents and not even if she put a fucking gun to my head would I go against something they asked me to do. Then I hung up on her.

this is going to be a fun next 3 months tormenting my aunt!

later fuckers