Surveys are sex

——————GENERAL INFO——————

*Starting Time: 12:36 am

* Name On Birth Certificate: Melissa Sue McCoy

 

* Nicknames: Melly, Missy, Lissa, Lissy, Missa, Melville, Graham Cracka, Slut. lol jk

 

* Star sign: Gemini

 

*Birthstone: Pearl

 

*School: …no school

*Future college: probably UNO

 

* Location: Bellevue, NE

* License plate number: shit. it was NVF 991. but i don’t know since it got changed with the new plates. 

 

* Color of eyes: Green!

* Hair color: Blonde

* Shoe Size: 7.5

 

*Brothers/Sisters: Sara~21, Johnny~12 

 

*You live with: Mom, Dad, Johnny, dogs, fish, hamster, bird. Within the next few months it’ll be with Melissa! Not me..the other one! lol

 

*Missed school because it was raining: No, I was late though lol

 

* Put a body part on fire for amusement: can’t say I have

 

* Been in a car accident: si.

 

* Been hurt emotionally: Yes. Guys like to screw me over.

 

* Kept a secret from everyone: yah

 

* Had an imaginary friend: Yes! Her name was Amy!  

 

*Cried during a Movie: freakin all the time

 

* Laughed so hard you puked? LMAO! No!!! But I *made* someone laugh so hard they puked!!!!

 

* Ever thought an animated character was hot: probably. lmao, don’t even lie man. They’ve got some HUNKS in disney, mmmhmmm lmao

 

* Been on stage: Yesssss

 

* Been sarcastic: only always

 

* Gotten in trouble for PDA (public display of affection)?: Yes! hah

 

——————FAVORITES——————

* Shampoo: dove!

 

* Fav colors: purple and yellow

 

* Summer/Winter: summer duh

 

* Cartoon Characters: Donald Duck 

 

* Muppet: Gonzo!

 

* Disney Movie:  Fox and the Hound was good…but so sad. Um, I dunno so many good ones

 

* Drink: mountain dew!

 

* Song: I Swear!

 

* Type of music to listen to while studying: pfffft. i don’t study

 

* Make-out cd/song?: i dunno, not picky.

 

* Ice Cream?: Cookies and Cream!

 

* Meal: YAKISOBA BITCHES. 

 

* Subject: English

 

*Joke: i dunno. I’m stealing Becker’s. Two muffins are in the oven the first muffin turns to the 2nd muffin and says its hot in here! 2nd muffin says OH MY GAWD, A TALKING MUFFIN. yah. kudos to Becker 

 

* College ruled or wide: college

 

* Person(s): Melissa McCoy.

 

* Thing to do when you’re bored: mess around with the computer, drive around

 

* Hang out spot: Kimber’s house

 

* Girls names:  Vanessa, Rosalind, Julia…i dunno lol.

 

* Boys names: Brendan, Seth, Orlando, Elijah. Jonathan Orlando will be my first boy’s name lol.

 

* Dating activity/spot: Just hanging out I guess? i dunno lol.

 

* Chick Movie Star: Mena Suvari

 

* Movie Star: Seth Green

 

* Show: Real World! Gilmore Girls! 

 

——-RIGHT NOW——————

* Wearing: my elementary school shirt from North Dakota and my cargo jeans and my white etnies with checkered laces

 

* Drinking: nada

 

*Thinking about: How gorgeous John Cusak is. mmm.

 

* Talking to: nobody, my friends suck.

 

*what is in your attic?: i don’t go up there.

 

* Who else is in the house with you? my parents, brother, dogs, hamster, fish, bird.

 

* What is on your computer desktop?: a pic of me and Matt.

 

—————-IN THE LAST 24 HRS——————

* Cried: yes.

 

*Sneezed: nope

 

*had the hiccups: yes

 

* Met someone new: yes

 

*Cleaned your room: pfft no

 

*Drove a vehicle: yes

 

*Cleaned your car: no. 

 

* Emailed someone: yes

 

*Gone shopping: car shopping. 

 

—————DO YOU BELIEVE IN——————

 

* Yourself: yes

 

* Santa Claus: can’t say that i do. not since 1st grade when that evil EVIL red headed girl Sharon cornered me in the coat room telling me how Santa Claus and the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy were all fake…i cried for days. 

 

* Tooth Fairy: nope..read above

* Ghosts: i don’t know.

* Angels: well..i AM one. lol

* UFO’s: no

 

* the paranormal: no

 

* the Bermuda Triangle: dunno anything about it 

 

————–FRIENDS AND LIFE——————

* Do you have a soul mate? yep.

 

*Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? yes

 

*you like anyone?: yes.  

 

* loudest of your friends: hah Kimber! lol

 

* shyest: no idea

 

* the weirdest: oooohh i dunno

 

* has anyone seen u cry: yes

 

* What is the best feeling in the world: when your kissing someone and their holding you and everything just feels right in that moment and you wish time would stop and everything was just about you and them. 

 

* Worst Feeling: rejection

 

*Weirdest feeling: attempting to love after a broken heart 

 

 

—————–FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ABOUT GUYS

 

* Boxers or briefs: boxers

* good or bad guy: formerly bad guy?

* hat or No Hat: hat

 

* Kiss on the first date, or no kiss: kiss if it feels right. not mad groping and all that. not if its someone i want to have a serious relationship with. fuck off horndogs i’m tired of it.  

 

* Ears pierced or not: not.

* tan or fair: either.

* Stubble or neatly shaved: shaved 

* You call him, or the guy calls you: he calls  

* Favorite pick up line: "Hey pretty lady, whats goin on?" "Doing laundry.." "I have some dirty things you can clean" lmaoooo hahaha. yah, not really. i don’t know. Nice shoes, wanna fuck? lol

 

——–FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT ABOUT GIRLS ————

* Regular underwear or thong:

 

* painted nailes or not: 

* Bra or sports bra: 

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* Cute n’ mysterious or wild n’ crazy: 

 

* Dressy or casual: 

 

* Dark or blonde hair: 

 

* Dark or light eyes: 

 

* Hat or no hat: 

* good or bad girl: 

 

* Intelligent or average: 

 

* Hair up or down:

 

* Jewelry or none: 

 

* Tall or short: 

 

* Curly or straight hair: 

 

* Pants or dress: 

 

* Tan or fair:

 

* Accent or Not: 

* shy or outgoing: 

* She calls you, or you call her?: 

 

————-FOR EVERYONE TO FILL OUT————

* Silver or gold: Silver

* diamond or pearl: Diamond

* Fur (fake or real) or felt: Fur

 

* Do you sleep with stuffed animals: ..just the big purple dragon Kenny won for me. 🙂

 

* Have you ever broken/fractured a bone: nope

 

* u have any piercings?: ears, belly button, nose. tongue SOON. hopefully

 

* snow or sun?: sun

 

* Do u like Cookies? yes

 

*Cake or Pie: cake!!! i love chocolate cake with white icing!!  

* what makes you happy? good times with good friends

 

* are you too shy to ask someone out? yes

 

* What’s the stupidest thing u have ever done? oh…one word. Shenanigans.

 

* End time: 1:05 am

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July 13, 2005

I have sex with surveys…. —wait that’s wrong too, fcuk

July 13, 2005

OH, and I was going to say something witty…what the heck was it… OH, you mentioned your names for boys, well how’s this for me. Locke Nathan Kea …Locke N. Kea Lock ‘n’ KeY! Get IT!?!

BAHAHA SHENANIGANS!!!! i love you.