Survey (again)

Yeah, I found this on some 14 year old girl’s diary…hehe ganker slut

1. Who, at this very moment would you like to have next to you? Someone I’ve been told I can’t have.

2. What, at this very moment do you have an intense craving to eat? If I told you it would wreck my sweet and innocent act so…no comment.

3. What’s the last TV show you watched? Uhhh, Dexter’s Laboratory.

4. What’s your favorite restaraunt? The one I used to eat at.

5. What’s your favorite sexual position? I don’t want one position, I want ALL positions.

6. What do you absolutely hate? The things I don’t like.

7. What turns you on? Everything.

8. What’s your favorite lunch? I don’t usually eat lunch.

9. Philosophy? You can’t attempt to make someone happy if you yourself are unhappy…unless you can find your happiness in their joy.

10. Favorite breakfast? I don’t usually eat breakfast.

11. Favorite cartoon? Hmmm…it’s like a five way tie: Home Movies, Cartoon Planet, 2 Stupid Dogs, Ren & Stimpy, and Space Ghost Coast to Coast (ya know they’re allowed to cuss on that show now…).

12. Favorite playground equipment? Hmmm…the four way teeter-totter. I mean, that is…Leah and I always enjoyed humping it.

13. Favorite jewelry to wear? I don’t care as long as it’s made out of either silver, leather, or both, anything else is uncivilized.

14. Favorite inside joke? Either…your mama’s pussy or heheh you said ‘do shit’

15. Favorite Disney Movie? The Aristocats.

16. Have you ever won a contest? Better believe it.

17. Would you rather be deaf or blind? Ummm…they both have their advantages, can I switch off for the given situation…ya know like colored contacts?

18. What is your best quality? I wouldn’t know.

19. What is your worst quality? My existence.

20. Do you like to dance? Yeah, the horizontal Hokey Pokey is one of my all time favorites.

21. If you had a round trip ride in a Time Machine, when and where would you go? An hour before I was conceived.

22. If you could be invisible for one day what would you do? Your mama’s pussy.

23. If you could change your name what would it be? Sahara.

24. Have you ever thought you were going to die? Yeah, but unfortunately I was, as always, mistaken.

25. One thing you hope to do before you die? Have sex while riding a ferris wheel.

26. What do you think about lesbians? They’re cool as fuck as long as they keep their tongues to themselves while in my presence.

27. If you could smack one famous person in the head who would it be? Hmmm…tough call…probably Frank Sinatra. What the hell was that guy thinking???

28. What is your deepest darkest secret? Uhhh…I’m really a happy, optomistic virgin.

29. Who understands you more than anyone? There are some things that just can’t be comprehended.

30. What’s a smell you cant stand? Fish.

31. What tangible thing do you *NEED* next in your life? I really shouldn’t say ’cause it’ll totally kill my “bad ass” image, but I really need to be held.

32. What was the worst thing you ever saw? Ummm I would have to say the nastiness of Callie and Chris fucking when I came out of the bathroom. That was some nasty shit.

33. Least favorite relative? I can’t pick just one.

34. Something that most people dont know about you? Uhhh burrito…

35. What was the worst thing you ever did? heh *half amused grin* there’s so many to choose from, but I suppose it all started when I made the mistake of breathing when the doctor spanked me with the “I know you’ve been living in placenta for the past nine months but it’s time to claim your throne as Head Bitch” slap.

36. What’s your favorite quote or phrase? “People think I’m this big dike because I wear baggy pants, play softball…*starts crying* and I’m not as pretty as other girls but that doesn’t make me gay. I like guys…I can’t help it…I just want a big fat wiener up my…” (Amen sister)

37. What room is your computer in? MY computer? Sadly, it’s collecting dust in the attic right now.

38. What did you have for dinner last night? I don’t remember what his name was…but I said DAMN it was good.

39. Favorite time waster? The only time waster I can think of is being awake and it’s certainly not my favorite.

40. If you could’ve been born in any time era what would it be? Five minutes after never.

41. Ever been skinny dipping? Yes, yes I have. Getting a NHO due to cold water is a thrilling experience.

42. Favorite video? The one of your mom displaying the joys of quadruple penetration…mmmm…aka Orgazmo.