Our beautiful partnership

==The Day You Met==

Your mood before seeing them: I don’t really remember. I can’t actually remember when we first met because we worked together for a year before we got together.

Who introduced you: I don’t think we were ever actually introduced. I knew of him because we worked together, but no one ever said “Greg this is audrey, audrey this is Greg.”

Where you first saw them: At work, probably outside smoking.

What you noticed first: I thought he was a dork, but he had a cute butt.

What they noticed first: Uh, I don’t know. It all came to pass one day when I walked by and he whistled at me. I turned around and looked at him and he said, “What? I’ve always thought you were sexy.”

Your first impression of them: He was really goofy. It’s amazing how much your opinion changes when you really get to know someone…I still think he’s goofy though.

Their first impression of you: I don’t know. He always used to say that I looked snooty and stuck up…in fact, before we started actually talking he used to call me Miss Priss…which I’m not…I don’t think. Although one of my good friends said that I was rather confusing because I walk around like I’m the greatest thing ever but I surprised her when she realized that I have the lowest self-esteem than anyone she’s ever known. Weird…I didn’t realize I walked like that.

First thing they said in your presence: I have no idea…probably complaints about work.

First thing they said to you: Hey.

Kind of person you thought they were: Like I said, I thought he was a dork.

From 1-10 [10 being highest likelihood], how much of a chance you thought you had with them: Um, once I decided that’s what I wanted I would say probably about an 8.

==RELATIONSHIP FIRSTS==

First Hand-holding [where took place/who initiated it]: We were at the movie theatre. You have to know some background though. It all started with him trying to hook me up with his friend. He and I started chatting online and at work. There was an incident in his truck, and after that we started hanging out a lot. Anyway it was our first non-official date. We had eaten at Don Pablo’s and then we went to a movie. I believe it was one of the new Star Wars movies. Anyway, we’re sitting in there and around the middle of the movie he just reached over and grabbed my hand and started lightly stroking it (not all shy like when you’re dating as a teenager, but manly…almost possessive)…made me smile…he’s so cute.

First date [where took place/who initiated it]: We weren’t “officially” dating until December, but non-officially dating back in late September. First non-official, he did, see above for details. First official, I kind of did. One night we were chatting online and I asked him what exactly we were doing. Then everything started to unfold and we declared it “official” on December 11th at 12:47 a.m after that I asked him to go out somewhere…don’t remember where.

First hug [where took place/who initiated it]: Outside my house, he did.

First night spent together [non-sexual] [where took place/who initiated it]: Our first night together was sexual…sorry…he did.

==THE MOST [BLANK] THING YOU AND YOUR PARTNER HAVE EVER DONE==

Romantic: He and I aren’t really romantic. We’re both goof balls. So, I’d say…cuddling after wrestling…which usually consists of someone getting an elbow or knee in the side (accidentally of course…and it’s not usually me) before we (he) call it quits.

Kinky: Not sharing.

Sweet: When we were dating he called me before he went into work one day…I was off. I told him that I really wished he wasn’t working so we could be together that day. Thirty minutes later my door bell rang.

Life-altering: Our wedding day.

Memorable: I remember a lot. What sticks out the most is just little things he says that make me feel all warm inside.

Forgettable: Hmm….I don’t remember…

Embarrassing: Uh, my dad’s wife’s son’s name is Luan….and Greg got Luanne stuck in my head…we went over to my dad’s and I accidentally called him Luanne….it was so funny, Greg almost spit out his beer.

Hilarious: We’re not funny.

Pointless: Fight, argue

Immature: Oh, I don’t know…there are times when we just act like little kids…usually when we’re visiting one of our parents’ houses. I think both have said something about us either behaving or getting sent to time out.

Mature: Settled down, got married, got a house, raising a family…

==WHO IS MORE [BLANK] IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP==

Horny: I would say we’re even…though I choose sleep over sex more than he does.

Romantic: Probably me

Sensitive: Me

Shy: Me

Attractive: Uh, him. I have the feeling we’re one of those couples where people think ‘Ok, why is HE with her???’

Intelligent: Hm…when you get into reading, writing, grammar, and the like…that would be me…when you get into just about everything else such as politics, government, geography, economy, etc…that would be him…mainly because I don’t care about any of that stuff.

Spiritual: Me

Humorous: Uh, he laughs at me a lot…but I laugh at him a lot.

Messy: I don’t know who’s worse…him or Fayth.

Hyper: He is fo’sho.

==RATE THE FOLLOWING FEATURES ABOUT YOUR PARTNER 1-10==

Eyes: 10

Nose: 9

Lips: 9

Ears: 9

Jawline: 9

Hair: 8

Hands: 9…I would say ten because he has nice hands, but he bites his nails…such a girl

Arms/elbows: 10

Tummy: 9

Bewbies / pecs: 8

Butt: 10…I’m in love with his butt…and I’m so not a butt person

Legs: 9…his legs are like BAM!

Feet: 2…it’s my least favorite body part…I hate feet…they’re gross…I would have said zero, but I love him so I upped it. He actually doesn’t have bad feet for a guy…I guess…I’m not really a connoisseur of feet…they’re all ugly to me…anyway.

==WHAT [BLANK] MAKES YOU THINK OF YOUR PARTNER==

Song: Anything by the Bee Gees

Movie: Grandma’s Boy, The Illusionist, The Prestige

Friend: Winter

Food: Anything Mexican or Chinese

Drink: Sweet iced tea…or coffee, either raspberry or banana nut

Household Appliance: Coffee maker

Book: The Notebook…he says it’s the only one he’s ever read.

Animal: Cat

==WHICH [BLANK] OF YOUR PARTNER’S DO YOU LIKE BEST==

Article of Clothing: I love when he’s getting dressed in the winter and he’s wearing light jeans and a white, long-sleeved thermal shirt (he puts another shirt on over it but man before he does…m’mmm good).

Jewelry Item: The only one he wears…his wedding ring.

Physical Attribute: Hm. Freckles…if I have to pick one attribute. They make me smile. He’s not covered. He has just enough to be cute.

Favorite Band: I don’t. He has horrible taste in music…just my opinion.

Friend: Me.

==IF YOUR PARTNER WAS A/N [BLANK], THEY WOULD BE A/N [BLANK]==

Animal: Lion.

Musical Genre: Geez, the 50’s

Sound: Fart

Taste: Cheesecake

Smell: Just him

Thing in Nature: Tree

Type of Porn: Home made movies

God/dess: Cernunnos

==DO YOU [BLANK] IN YOUR PARTNER’S PRESENCE?==

Fart: No

Burp: Yes

Cry: Rarely

Sleep: Naturally

Pick Your Nose: No

Eat: Yes

Do you tell him/her when they have food in their teeth or a booger in their nose: Uh…yeah…he tells me too.

Can you tell I miss my husband? ::frowns::