LSE 551-600

551) Do you think the Coast Guard is a beneficial branch of the armed forces: Sure.

552) Have you ever made friends with someone just because you felt bad for them: Yes.

553) Describe your favorite pair of underwear: How many ways do I have to say I don’t like them at all???

554) What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone: Fayth giving me a kiss on the cheek…it’s cute.

555) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off: No…I’m lazy like that.

556) Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel: I knew I forgot something! I think I have video of it somewhere.

557) Have you ever eaten snow: Yes.

558) Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together: Hahaha yes! I’m such a tard!

559) What time is your alarm clock set for: Cinco en la manana…sorry…don’t have the squiggles.

560) How far is the closest beach to your house: I don’t know…couple hours. I have a lake within walking distance though…Grapevine Lake…I guess that’s not much to brag about ::smiles:: oh well, it will suffice.

561) What movie do you know every line to: But I’m a Cheerleader and Labyrinth.

562) What is your favorite salad dressing: Ranch.

563) Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos: mmm….tats…I guess not…seeing as how I’m married and what not.

564) What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name: Audriana…where they get that from I don’t know…people are dumb.

565) Where will you be in a hour: Probably right here on the sofa…man I love my sofa.

566) When was the last time you went out of state: Couple of months ago I guess.

567) What’s the last sporting event you watched: Cowboys two Sundays ago…don’t get all excited…I was forced…but of course there was a slight hole in the game since we absolutely HAD to watch the Star Wars episode of family guy…pure greatness!

568) Last play you saw: A Midsummer Night’s Dream…Shakespeare…gotta love him.

569) Were you an honor roll student in Elementary school: Indeed!

570) What do you know about your future: I know in about an hour I’ll still be sitting here…after that, who can say?

571) What did you get for Valentine’s Day: Uhhhh…..hmmm….I dunno…I’ve slept since then.

572) How do you like your eggs: I don’t really care for eggs that much actually.

573) Have you ever been in the emergency room: Yes…several times come to think of it.

574) Do you use fly swatters: Do they still make those???

575) What’s your favorite jelly bean: Starburst…all flavors.

576) Have you ever looked into a kaleidoscope: Yes.

577) Do you prefer night over day: Depends on if I’m working the next day.

578) Are you an only child: No.

579) When was the last time you slept in a tent: Way too long…I’ve really been itching to go camping…

580) What do you do when you don’t get your way: I get pissed and stew in it until I can’t take it anymore.

581) Have you ever had an x-ray: Doink.

582) Where did you last take a car ride to: Take a car ride??? Whaaat???

583) What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid: I don’t think I took any…kids are so pampered these days.

584) Did you get any compliments today: I did actually. The Central Teller told me I was pretty.

585) Are you friends with your neighbors: No…they’re all fucktards.

586) Do you get distracted easily: Huh? I’m sorry what was the question again…

587) Have you ever played Spin the Bottle: Yes…oooh man this one time, one of the guys in the circle was a guy who had a crush on me…I didn’t really know how bad it was until that bottle pointed at me. Man…he was sitting beside me, grabbed my face and gave me the most passionate kiss I think I’ve ever received. I’m getting all hot just thinking about it…why didn’t I go out with that kid?????

588) Have you ever toilet-papered someones house: Yeah…when I was at military school, some friends and I toilet papered the dean’s house heheheheheheheh man that was great.

589) Have you seen your best friend naked: Yes and damn he looks good.

590) What’s the best wedding you’ve been to: Mine.

591) What’s the last dream you can remember: I was at a concert and ran into someone from my past…I don’t want to go into because I’m rather embarrassed that I still yearn for him…even if only in my dreams.

592) Do you drunk dial/text: Hahaha…let’s just say I’m really glad I’ve deleted certain people’s numbers from my phone.

593) Who’s the last celebrity you touched: I don’t touch celebrities…they have kooties.

594) When’s the last time you smoked a cigarette: Three hours ago…I’m about due.

595) Do you want to be pregnant right now: Not right now…perhaps next fall.

596) Do you wear colored contacts: No.

597) How do you get to school: Uhhhhh….I don’t.

598) What are you going to do after this: Probably smoke.

599) What’s in your back pocket: I don’t like having stuff pressed up against my butt….uh wait a minute…

600) Do you get along with others most of the time: When I feel like it…but generally speaking, I fair well enough I suppose.