LSE 501-550

501) Have you ever seen a girl with short hair and thought they were a guy: Yes, and I’ve seen a guy with long hair that I thought was a girl.

502) Can you go 3 days without cursing at all: That’s a good question…but why would I want to do that? My favorite Spongebob episode is the one where he and Patrick find the curse words on the dumpster and start saying them like every other word but they do that squeeky cover up censor noise ::laughs:: oh man it’s hilarious.

503) What are your nicknames: Drew, Audge, Princess, love, b*tch, babe, and of course mommy.

504) Who sent you your last text message: My sister…it was funny as h*ll!!! It was while we were at dinner. The message said that she was using my mom’s computer and ran across a naughty story she sent one of her guy friends…I almost fell out of my chair.

505) What is your favorite fruit: Tough call. “To eat a chaquita, you need to grow a banana.” Yeah, I think I’d have to go with bananas, dipped in Fat Free vanilla pudding…mmm…it’s a sexy snack ::giggles::

506) Do you like dancing to the YMCA song: I did when I was Intermediate School.

507) What qualities are the most important in a successful relationship: The three C’s…communication, commitment, and compromise.

508) What cooking herbs do you use the most: I don’t cook much…I’m more into baking…but I’m seriously considering broadening my horizons.

509) Do you like to read: I LOVE to read.

510) What is the longest book you have ever read: The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley…I think…it was almost 1000 pages.

511) What is the shortest book you have ever read: The children’s books I read to Miss Fayth.

512) Where are your favorite places to read: Curled up on the sofa.

513) Have you ever read a book that was so good you finished it in one setting: Yes.

514) Have you ever read the dictionary from front to back: I’ve read it about to the middle.

515) Do you know a lot of big words: I don’t think so…however, I’m working on expanding my vocabulary.

516) Are you intelligent: I like to pretend I am.

517) Are you a nerd: Well, let’s take score shall we? I love reading, I have more books than articles of clothing, I love video games, I have more games than shoes and purses combined, I love computers and technical gizmoes, and I work with money…in conclusion, yes, yes I am.

518) When was the last time you were at the doctors: September 17th…to get my no-baby pills.

519) Can girls be stronger than guys: Uh, haven’t you seen those women weight lifters…they’re gross, but I bet they could beat up a lot of men.

520) What was your most painful piercing: Hmmm…none of them were really painful…healing-wise though I’d say my tragus.

521) Are you emo: No, thank goodness.

522) Do you cut yourself: Not so much anymore.

523) Do you have a lot of friends: Not at all…I have a lot of acquaintances and a lot of people who wish they were my friend.

524) What is the most awesome thing you have ever witnessed: My parents and Greg’s parents cryng with joy. That was so cool!

525) Do you like to surf: Never been…can you believe that? Born in Hawaii and I’ve never been surfing.

526) Do you prefer swimming in the ocean or a pool: Ocean…I hate kids.

527) Are you patriotic: Not really. I guess I should feel about it, but I can’t help it. My faith in human kind has dwindled over the years. It seems the world is falling apart and not enough people are trying to make a difference. Everything seems corrupted, humanity, politics, government.

528) Do you own a wallet chain: I do indeed.

529) Are you going to breast feed your kids: I did.

530) If you could change one thing about your physical appearance, what would you change: I’d like to be shorter…short people are cute.

531) How many guys have you kissed: Uhhhhhhhhhh….more than I’d care to admit to, but…::sighs:: man some of them were so wonderful that I would never wish them undone. There are times, when my curiosity levels are high, that I wonder what my life would be like if I had ended up with any one of them (the ones I don’t regret). Still, I love where I am.

532) What is your view on having sex with animals: It’s wrong and disgusting.

533) What is your view on child porn: It’s wrong and disgusting.

534) Do you know how to cross-stitch: Yes…guess what…I know how to knit too!!!

535) Do you sometimes think you are better than other people: I think I’m better than some people, but not everyone.

536) Do you think you are pretty: Sometimes.

537) Are you emotionally strong: I have strong emotions…but I’m not emotionally strong.

538) Do you agree with people just to save an argument: No, that’s dumb!

539) What are you views on gun control: I haven’t really decided…but a better system needs to be put in place.

540) What snacks do you take in to the movie theater: Diet Dr. Pepper and gummy bears.

541) Did you read “High Lights” magazine when you were a kid: At the doctor’s office.

542) Do you often second guess yourself: All the time…to the effect of realizing my first guess was right.

543) Have you ever had a one night stand: More than I’d care to fess up to.

544) Do you use tampons or pads: Tampons…would you like to know what brand?

545) Do you know the “Star Spangled Banner” by heart: I do.

546) Do you like candy canes: That’s one thing my husband and I don’t agree on. I LOVE candy canes…especially flavored ones…it appeases my oral fixation…there’s nothing better than sitting around with a stick hanging out of your mouth ::giggles::

547) Do you prefer salt or pepper: Pepper.

548) What’s you favorite bar: The Gypsy Tea Room.

549) Are you pissed because they took ephedrine off the market: Should I be?

550) Would you ever take a dance class: Of course!