LSE 451-500

451) What’s your favorite music video: I don’t have one.

452) Do you have a current crush: Yes’m

453) Do you curse in church: Hahaha…this one time I went to church with GT and Leahbug. We were stoned and I was reaching over to sign the guest book. The guy told everyone to stand for the first hymn…I dropped the guest book in the process of standing and said “F*ck” really loud ::laughs:: they weren’t very happy about that. I got many disgusted looks….oh well…it was an accident.

454) Which curse words do you use the most: All of them…along with many uncommon ones.

455) Do you think men in uniform are sexy: Indeed ::purrs::

456) Do you compare yourself to other people: All the time…in their favor I assure you.

457) Do you have a cleaning service that comes into clean your house: No, unfortunately I clean my house. My dad keeps trying to get me to use his cleaning lady, but I just can’t see paying somebody 10 dollars an hour to clean my house…and probably do a poor job of it anyway.

458) What is the neatest thing you bought for under 5.00: Your mom.

459) What is the neatest thing you bought in the 5-10.00 range: Your mom AND your sister.

460) What is your most expensive possession: My grandmother’s jewelry.

461) Do you work hard for what you got or do your parents give you everything: I would say I’m in between. My parents offer me a lot…that is to say they help out, but I have to work for it. I’ve never gotten something for nothing…what they don’t help us with, we work really hard for.

462) Do you have to wear makeup all the time: No, I rarely wear it.

463) Are you bulimic: Not anymore.

464) Have you ever passed out from drinking: I’ve passed out from combining drinking with other things…

465) Who is the hottest celebrity you know: David Bowie…by the Gods, I love him.

466) If you could talk to anyone who is dead who would you want to talk to: My grandmother.

467) How do you think you are going to die: I think it will probably be self-induced…

468) Name 5 people without a doubt that would be at your funeral: Greg, Tita, Winter, Leahbug, Fayth

469) What song do you want played at your funeral: I don’t want a funeral.

470) Have you ever been to a funeral: Many.

471) Do you think you should take small kids to funeral homes: Death is unavoidable…I don’t know that I’d promote subjecting children to funeral homes, but if it can’t be helped then I don’t think they’d be traumatized or anything…you’ll just have a lot of explaining to do.

472) Do you want a traditional burial: No, I plan on being creamated (or however you spell it) and returned to the earth.

473) Do you have a last will and testament written out: I have a hand written one.

474) Do you have life insurance: I don’t think so.

475) Who is you favorite teacher: My favorite teacher was Mrs. Brown…my fifth grade teacher.

476) Do you always wear your seat belt: Always. It all started when Leah, GT, and I made the rule that if you don’t wear one…you don’t get a hit off the corn-cobb pipe…it’s kind of instilled in me now.

477) Do you think it is fair that the law requires seatbelt usage: I do. You may be confident with your own driving, but you have no idea what’s out there and what frame of mind other drivers are in.

478) Do you masturbate: Only if I need to.

479) What are your views on masturbation: Sometimes you just have to.

480) Do you like to color in coloring books: I’m 24 and still love to color.

481) Would you want to be a tornado catcher: I think it would be really cool to do something dangerous like that for a living.

482) Would you bungee jump: Probably not. I have a problem trusting other people’s skills…I’d be too afraid that someone didn’t do their job right and the cord would break. It took me forever to get on a roller coaster…I had this vision of a track falling off and falling to my death.

483) Why is Jesus always lost: Who’s Jesus?

484) Do you believe in reincarnation: I do.

485) Do you think butterflies are pretty: Enough to have one tattooed on the back of my neck.

486) Are you afraid of driving in a big city: Only if I don’t know where I’m going.

487) Ever been to New York: I have.

488) Ever been to a casino: Oh yes.

489) What about a strip bar: No. Strippers are gross.

490) Ever been in a wet t-shirt contest: Not exactly.

491) Ever played on a slip and slide: Hahaha yes…not a good experience…nature comes equipped with sticks and rocks…ouchy.

492) Do you swim in the ocean: Only if I can see the bottom.

493) Do you pee in the ocean: I can’t say that I ever have….it’s on my to do list.

494) Do you pee in a public pool: Ewww.

495) Have you ever eaten sushi: No, but I really want to try it.

496) Least Favorite Foods: Cauliflower, cabbage.

497) What are your favorite movies: I have many.

498) Ever fallen asleep at school: Hahaha many times.

499) What about at work: Not while I was on the clock. I’ve been known to sleep in the break room.

500) Do you like lemons in your soda: Not really. Although my gyno did tell me that it’s been proven that lemon juice will help with PMS…I don’t know the legistics so don’t ask.