Longest Survey Ever 51-100

Well, my copy of the new HP finally came to the doorstep today…cruelly while I’m at work sitting here bored off my butt. However, as soon as I get inked…I’m so diving into that book and since I have tomorrow off I may read it until it’s finished.

However for now, since I’m bored…

51) Would you ever go on the show Fear Factor: Um, no. I don’t eat meat…bugs count.

52) If you were scuba diving and your boat left you. There are no boats on the horizon. What would you do: Curse of course!

53) Would you be able to survive in prison: I’m sure someone would make me their biotch.

54) What’s your view on transgendered people: Whatever makes you happy. I believe I was put in a body too tall and young for me…if someone believes the ding ding (or lack there of) was a mistake then go get your ding ding done I say!

55) What’s your views on gay’s being married: I’m all for it. If everything is supposed to be “freedom of…” and not influenced by the church…then why isn’t it accepted…and where do these people get off thinking they have the right to judge anyone? Shun the non-believers! SHUUUUUNNNNNNNuh!

56) Under what circumstance would you be a stripper: I wouldn’t unless it was for an audience of one.

57) Have you ever been experimental with the same sex: Hasn’t everyone? I mean…really…

58) Have you ever given money to a homeless person: In Mexico…not that the homeless there are any different than here…but whatever.

59) What’s your view on people that receive state income: If it wasn’t so prejudice I wouldn’t care.

60) How many pairs of underwear do you own: I don’t. Well, I take that back…I do…somewhere…

61) When was the last time that you were sick: Presently I’m sad to say I have come down with the sickness.

62) What is your favorite kind of gum: Oooh tough call man. Um, I like Orbitz Raspberry, but as some of you can tell…I’m rather fond of raspberry.

63) What was the most painful dental procedure you had done: Cleaning. Those biotches with the pointy things always stab my gums!

64) If you only had one hour to live, what would you do with your time: I’d invite all my loved ones over to stare at the clock with me…time goes by so much slower when you’re actually paying attention to it.

65) What do you think about the baby mamas that go on live TV and take paternity test that prove them wrong: I have mixed feelings about it. It’s funny, but it’s also very, very sad and pitiful.

66) Do you regift: Nah. However, I rebag. We have this huge white bag with multi-colored balloons on it that we’ve been passing around for years. I got it back last Christmas.

67) What was your favorite book as a child: Farenheit 451

68) What is your greatest responsibility you have in your life: Uh, my baby.

69) Have you ever done something stupid to impress someone: Probably, though I don’t recall right off hand.

70) What are your comfort foods: White Cheddar Cheetos or Flaming Hot Cheetos.

71) Does your mood change with the weather: Yes, rainy weather means sinuses and allergies act up…which in turn means miss a’s mood goes straight downhill.

72) What is the dumbest thing you ever paid money for: Uh…I can’t think of anything.

73) What’s your most embarrassing moment: I have too many to list.

74) What do you like to do on a rainy day: Curl up with some raspberry coffee and a good book…man I wish I was at home.

75) What is the most frustrating thing about your life: There just aren’t enough hours in the day, man. Seriously, where does the time go?

76) If you could know the exact circumstances of your death, would you want to know: Not really. I guess I’d want to know if I was going to suffer, but the actual time and circumstances of my demise I would not care to know.

77) What will you remember most about your parents: That Mom was my everything and Dad was my nothing.

78) Has a close friend ever wronged you: Oh yes, but I still love her.

79) What is your first childhood memory: Dancing with my mom in the living room.

80) Are you an expert with any Microsoft programs (word, excel, power point, ect): I wouldn’t consider myself an expert at much of anything except being me…and sometimes even THAT is a challenge.

81) Which comics do you read: Surprisingly I don’t. I haven’t really found any comics I like.

82) How often do you shower: Everyday.

83) Who is your hero: My mom.

84) Have you ever danced in the rain: Yes.

85) Have you ever vandalized a sign, building, ect: No…it’s silly and childish…wait…do bathroom stalls count?

86) Do you drink energy drinks: No.

87) What is your favorite mixed drink: I’m not really fond of mixed drinks.

88) How often do you go out to bars and clubs: I’d much rather enjoy the sanctity of my home when I’m drunk thank you.

89) Do you own a digital camera: Yes.

90) Which Newspapers do you read: I don’t. News is depressing.

91) What is your favorite candy bar: Um…I don’t rightly know. I don’t partake in candy bars often enough to have a favorite.

92) What is your Sun Sign: Capricorn.

93) What is your Moon Sign: Pisces.

94) Have you ever seen a ghost: Every house I’ve ever lived in has been haunted. I can’t say for sure that I’ve seen a ghost, but I know they’re there.

95) Have you ever been lost in the woods: Not lost, but I like to pretend.

96) What about lost at sea: No.

97) Have you ever shopped at the good will: Um, no, but I’m not above it.

98) Do you recycle: I do. It’s one of the most important things we can do for our Mother Earth.

99) What is your favorite cleaning product: Mr. Clean Magick Eraser…the most wonderful invention ever…and the Tide spot pen.

100) How many CD’s do you own: I honestly cannot tell you for I have no idea…um…a lot…too many to sit down and count.

Much love lovelies!