Husband Survey
What is your husband’s name? Greg
Where did you meet your husband? I used to work and learn at the same places he did
How long were you friends before you became an item? Hmmm…a few months.
Does he have any brothers or sisters? 2 older brothers and an older sister…yeah, I got the baby of the family…which means SPOILED.
What do his parents do for a living? His dad works from home doing…uh I don’t know…technical stuff…or something and his mom shops.
How far away does he live? He sleeps 2 inches from me.
How big of an age difference is there between the two of you? 6 years and 4 months.
What was it about him that first attracted you to him? He’s a dork…how can you not LOVE dorks, I ask you.
Have your parents met his parents yet? Yes
Do you get along with his family? But of course!
What do his parents think about you? They told me when we were dating that if we broke up, they would disown him and adopt me and the little one.
What color eyes does he have? Hazel
Is he taller or shorter than you? Taller…but I could still take him…and do now that I think about it…unless he tickles, that’s just plain cheating!
What color shirt does he look best in? White
What celebrity does he look like? I can’t remember who he said a lot of people tell him he looks like…he looks like my greggybear and that’s all that matters.
What is his best physical feature? They’re all the best!
What was his best subject in school? Pfff…I don’t know…I was 8 when he was a freshman in high school…kind of creepy huh?
What does he want to be when he grows up? Umm he’s 30 and hasn’t grown up yet…I’ve lost hope.
What kind of music does he listen to? Oh MAN you should hear it…it’s like this crazy swamp music or something…it makes me want to role in mud, not change/shower for days and drink some moon shine…he calls it…blue grass or something like that…it is HORRIBLE.
Does he ever sing to you? Um…he sings AT me when I’m in the room…really loud…it’s really funny.
What sport does he play? Ohhh…a good one…it’s called mowing the yard!
What is his pet name for you? Hmm, hun, babe, baby…there’s a bunch I think he’s only called me by my actual name like twice…freaked me out when I heard him call me audrey.
What is your pet name for him? Senor Poopenstein, babe, my love, ass, dip.
What is his middle name? Joe
Where would you go on vacation with him? Anywhere.
Does he have a job? Yes.
Does he respect his parents? Yes.
Are you on a first name basis with his parents? Yes but I try not to use their names…it makes me feel weird.
Are his hands bigger then yours? Yeah, he has nice hands.
What is your favorite spot to cuddle with him? In bed or at the movie theatre.
Where is your favorite spot to make out? See last answer.
Has he ever cheated on you? Wouldn’t be with him if he had.
Have you ever cheated on him? I can’t say no one else compares to him…they just all fall far too short.
What five words describe him best? Full of weird useless knowledge.