Bedroom survey

Check it out a short survey…ain’t that some shit?

1. What size is your bed? Queen.

2. What do you wear to bed? Boxers unless it’s cold then I’ll wear a shirt too.

3. How many people regularly sleep in your bed? Regularly…just me.

4. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not that I know of…they’re not fortunate enough.

5. If you could wake up next to any famous person who would it be? David Bowie…even though I saw one of his concerts on television and my image of him was blown because he started dancing…poor white boys.

6. What would have happened the night before? Hard core fucking more than likely.

7. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? I don’t regularly let people sleep in my bed but I guess like ummm four or five.

8. Who is the next person you would like to have in your bed with you? A good friend.

9. What position do you go to sleep in? Curled up, usually on my left side with my legs wrapped around a body pillow.

10. What position do you wake up in? Still curled up however I’m generally on my right side at that point.

11. Have you ever woken up in a really weird position? Yeah, but I wasn’t alone…so it wasn’t entirely MY accomplishment.

12. How many blankets/covers do you have on your bed? Not enough…like three.

13. Do you hog the blankets? From who…I sleep alone dip shit.

14. Have you ever found your pillows on the other side of the room? No, they’re mine and I’m just selfish like that.

15. When was the last time you fell out of bed? When I first got back from Florida and had to get used to my bed being in the middle of the room and not being able to sleep plastered against the wall…so like October.

16. Do you have any strange bed habits such as sleep talking etc? Yeah, I talk in my sleep sometimes and at times I tend to moan quite a bit.

17. Do you snore? The people I’ve gotten drunk and passed out with say I don’t.

18. How about drooling? Ummm when I’m sleeping…if I’m sick and can’t breathe out of my nose I guess.