100 Unique Questions huh
1) Let’s say we are playing truth or dare. I say truth. What would your question be? Is it true you suck?
2) Let’s say we are playing truth or dare. I say dare. What would your dare be? I dare you to not suck.
3) Have you ever seen a poodle dyed pink? Not in person.
4) When is the last time someone sung Happy Birthday to you? Uh, my last birthday.
5) How many credit cards do you own? 3.
6) Would you rather live in a dirty garage or a dorm? Dorm.
7) Who was the most handsome president in the USA? Pfff….whatever…
8) What’s the longest amount of time you have gone without food? I don’t recall…a few days.
9) Did your school have a D.A.R.E Program? hahahaha…ah yeah.
10) Have you ever seen a tornado in real life? I didn’t actually see it.
11) Do old men that wink at you creep you out? Yes…but old guys like to wink.
12) What is your favorite flavor of Chapstick? I like Soft Lips…cherry.
13) Let’s say you bought a new car, would you let your friends drive it? No.
14) What color ink is your favorite to write with? Blue or purple…or green.
15) Have you ever made/bought a Voodoo Doll? Yes.
16) Have you ever experimented with the same sex? Yes.
17) Do you drink redbull? No, that stuff tastes like what I imagine piss would taste like.
18) When is the last time you played Candy Land? Today actually. I have a five year old.
19) How do you keep yourself amused on an airplane? Music/books.
20) Where you ever in a beauty pageant? When I was younger.
21) What’s your favorite drinking game? I don’t have a favorite drinking game.
22) Are cocker spaniels or pugs cuter? Heh…you said cock.
23) Do you like Shake & Bake Chicken? I’ve never had Shake and Bake anything.
24) How many messengers do you have? Two….wait…four…no two.
25) Did you have an easy bake oven when you where young? No.
26) Have you ever been on TV? No.
27) What’s your favorite kind of Altoid Mints? Cinnamon.
28) What kind of M&M’s is your favorite? Peanut Butter.
29) Can you tell a difference with Pepsi and Coke? No, they’re both gross.
30) Do you like light or dark blues better? Dark.
31) What’s your favorite flavor of Twizzlers? Watermelon.
32) Did you own more Barbie or Ken Dolls when you where younger? Barbie….Ken was pimpin’
33) Who’s poop in your household smells the worst? Orion…he’s the only cat who doesn’t cover…you can always tell when he’s gone because he goes tearing out of the utility room.
34) Have you ever walked alone in the ghetto? Yes.
35) Do you know anyone that’s in a gang such as the Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings, or MS-13’s? No.
36) Do you think it’s rude when cashiers are on the phone or texting when checking out customers? I didn’t realize they were allowed to do that.
37) Do you buy Band-Aids w/ a design or plain? Both.
38) Do you recycle? Yes.
39) Do you have a pager? Do people have pagers anymore?
40) What’s your favorite kind of red meat? Gross.
41) Ever been in the sewers? No.
42) When you go to the beach do you collect seashells? If they’re special.
43) Do you have a rubber ducky in your shower? No.
44) Do you like to roller skate? I haven’t been roller skating since I was 11.
45) How did you find out there was no Santa Clause? I don’t remember.
46) Were you ever a tattle tail? I guess I was sometimes growing up…until my sister and I realized we could keep each other out of trouble.
47) Has your house ever been egged? No, but our apartment had been shortly before we moved out.
48) Have any of your relatives committed suicide? They’ve tried.
49) Have you ever applied the tan in a can stuff and turned orange? I don’t tan…fake or other wise. I’m white…and I’m ok with that.
50) Is there a ruler in the room you are currently in? I rule this room…yes.
51) Ever had Acupuncture? No.
52) Is Organic Food better than regular old food? Yes.
53) Ever take Caffeine Pills? Oh yes.
54) Who is the youngest person you know that has been pregnant? I don’t remember her name, I think it was Tiffany, but it was in the eighth grade. It was really sad. She was mentally handicapped, her whole family wasn’t all there, but they found out her father was sexually abusing her and she ended up getting pregnant.
55) Do you pay attention to your dreams? I try to.
56) Do you know any Scientologist? No.
57) Ever been to Iraq? No.
58) Your walking home from work and you see someone kicking a dog. What would you do? Save it…or call and r
eport the person.
59) Do think women that stay with abusive relationships deserve what they get? I don’t think they deserve it per se, but they shouldn’t play the victim either.
60) What’s the most expensive pair of sunglasses you own? hahaha my most expensive pair of sunglasses cost me ten dollars at fuckin Walgreens…and they’re my favorite.
61) Ever played spin the bottle? Yes.
62) Have you ever tripped a blind person? hahahahaha…I mean, no.
63) Have you ever slipped out a cussword in Church? Yes, I dropped the guest sign in book and said, "fuck" really loud.
64) Can you say the Alphabet backwards? Is it timed?
65) Ever said Bloody Mary in the mirror 3 times? Yes.
66) Have you ever rubbed Buddha’s belly for luck? Yes.
67) Do you like the smell of pancakes? Yes.
68) Have you ever made the front page of the newspaper? No.
69) Have you ever been to a zoo? Tuh, yeah.
70) Ever witness someone get murdered? No.
71) Do you like to dance? Yes…privately.
72) Have you ever been involved in a protest? No.
73) If there is a store 2 blocks from your house and you wanted a candy bar…would you drive or walk? Why would I want a candy bar?
74) Are you able to run a mile? I can jog a mile…I don’t know about running.
75) Has anyone ever picked on you for being fat or ugly? Not really….my great grandmother did when I was little…but she doesn’t count.
76) Do you like to play Bingo? Sure, sure.
77) Have you ever been fishing and caught a fish? Yes.
78) Would you ever tip a porta potty while someone was in there if you where guaranteed not to get caught? Yes I would.
79) If you found a wallet with 500.00 would you return it to the owner? Yes.
80) Do you like Ice Cubes in your drinks? Depends on what it is.
81) Do you drink water out of the tap? No.
82) Will you stay in your house alone after dark? Yes.
83) Have you ever grown your own fresh herbs? No, but I’d like to start.
84) Do you like your shower water Cold, Warm, or Hot? I like a scolding hot shower, then an ice cold rinse before getting out.
85) Which side of the bed do you sleep on? Which ever side is closest to the window…right now I’m on the right.
86) What is your favorite x-mas Carol? I don’t have a favorite.
87) Do you know how to draw a butterfly? Shyeah…I’m a chick…we’re like born knowing how to draw butterflies.
88) Do you like the smell of roses? Siempre.
89) You come home and there is 2 wrapped gifts on your porch. One is from your best friend and the other is from your enemy. Which would you open first? I’d only open the one from my friend.
90) Did you like to make sand castles when you where a little kid? Sure, sure.
91) Do you own any of the scented markers? No.
92) Do you wear toe rings? No.
93) Describe your favorite belt? I don’t do belts anymore.
94) Do you think boob jobs are overrated? Yes….they’re unnatural…and I’m all about natural.
95) Your walking down the street and some man grabs your purse what would you do? Scream bloody murder and whip out the knife.
96) Ever farted in public by mistake? Not to my recollection.
97) Ever walked around town in Halloween Costumes in July? Ha…no, but I’ve dressed up really retarded and gone to the hardware store in August.
98) Do you play the McDonalds Monopoly Game? No…should I?
99) Ever had head lice? Yes.
100) Has anyone ever called you a maggot? Uh…..no…..don’t think so.
Sweet dreams, Hot chocolate, and Much love my precious pets!
(¯’·.¸♥~ audrey
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