Why Ask Why?

Why do people buy a brand new Corvette and drive 10 miles under the speed limit in the left lane?

Why do people get large breeds of dogs and allow them to run the neighborhood?  (And this will stop once I get my pellet gun back from my dad…)

Why do people even take a cell phone into the theater, let alone leave it turned on?

Why do people allow their children the have computers in their bedroom and then become surprised to find out the child has been looking at porn?

Why do people buy a large drink when they dine in at a fast food joint?

Why is it that I must always go and visit friends and family but no one can ever come and visit me?

Why must I pay 100% of my taxes and yet not be entitled to 100% of the rights?

Why can’t women learn to put the toilet seat up?

Why are smokers forced to go outside to light up but people who bathe in perfume are allowed to roam freely indoors?

Why are all the Indian people in tech support named Sam, David, Todd, Janice, Gretchen and Sally?

Why does thirty days hath September, April, June, and November?