My Owie…

I have a sty in my right eye and it hurts like hell.  It’s pressing on my eyeball and I’ve got the biggest migraine.  I’ve got drops for it and it’s gone down some, but it’s annoying as hell.  I can feel it rubbing my eye every time I look somewhere.  This morning when I got up, my eye lid was so puffy that I could barely open it.  I looked like I was punched.  Joe said something about telling people that’s how he "keeps me in line" and it reminded me of a Drew Carey episode where Drew had to marry his boss and pretend to be gay so the boss wouldn’t be deported.

Mr. Wick: You can’t hit me!  That would be a hate crime!  I’ll call the police!
Drew:  No, we’re married now.  It’s domestic violence and the cops will look the other way!

I thought about calling in and not going to work today, but it’s not bad enough yet.  If I pull up my eyelid, I can see the lump inside.  Looks gross.  Hmmm….maybe I’ll call in tomorrow.  I got a lot of work to do tomorrow and don’t feel like doing it.