Joke #39

I’ve been down the last few days and I asked a friend of mine to tell me a joke to lift my spirits.  And sure enough, it did.  I now share it with you.

A bear is sitting on a log taking a shit when a little bunny rabbit hops up next to him and squats down, too.  The bear looks down and asks the rabbit, "Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"  The rabbit looked up at the bear and said with a big smile, "Nope.  Never a problem for me."  "Good!"  So the bear reaches down, picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass and then tosses the rabbit to the side.