Joke #36

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.  I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, Timmy?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was this woman you were with?"

"I can’t tell you, Father.  I don’t want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Timmy, I’m sure to find out sooner or later, so you had better tell me now.  Was it Brenda Wright?"

"I can’t say, Father."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"Sorry, Father."

"Was it Shirley Smith?"

"Sorry, Father, I won’t name her."

"Was it Kathleen Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Sarah Lambert?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighed in frustration.  "You’re a steadfast lad, Timmy, and I admire that.  But you’ve sinned and you must atone.  You cannot attend church mass for three months.  Be off with you now."

Timmy walks back to his pew.  His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What’d you get?"

"Three month’s vacation and five good leads!"