The Missing Girl’s Student Project

observant readers will note that 'bomb' spelled backwards doesn't make any sense at all

communists... communists.... aren't they the ones who banned private ownership of odors?

it also yielded a single drop of bourbon but almost everyone involved now agrees that this did almost nothing to justify the $500 billion development costs

i suppose if we simply must have a stream up there swirling high above our heads it might as well be a jet stream

ask your doctor if you're at all unsure about exactly what dose of stink is right for you

which or may not prove the old adage that some people are born stinky, some achieve stinkiness, and some have stinkiness thrust upon them (most often in elevators)

it's really too bad that every 3-part plan always begins with the first part, isn't it?

'natural causes' including but not limited to 'acute embarrassment'

and this was back in the days when funding was cut off without anesthesia!

some officials believe we can convince time to tell us sooner by waterboarding it - but of course they'll deny it until waterboarded themselves

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