RANT-ATTITUDE

HUSBAND RANT

So why do you see fit to toss your shoes, tools, money, clothes all over creation, yes I do the same thing too but at least I have designated drop spots.

You make me so out of my mind FREAK OUT when you are forced to drive my little Honda Civic-like when your big ford super-size truck broke down. You treat my car like it was a little go-cart. You’re hard on the brakes, you whip around the corners to fast, you taaaaaaaailllllll gait. It’s no wonder I hold onto the emergency hand grip. Not to forget your constant belittling of other drivers on the road—“HONEY THEY CAN’T HEAR YOU”

Let’s talk about TV time now. Why is it that you think the military channel, hunting channels(s) is of interest to me. I’m sorry you don’t like my new tv rules– I get to have the remote for one hour and then it’s tossed to you for one hour. Why do you hate watching Dancing With the Stars—at least there are pretty girls for you to admire but no .no .no you head up to bed at 8pm sulking like a little boy—three words GET OVER IT ALREADY ok that was four words but you know what I mean.

Now about bill paying! You wait tell the last millisecond to pay your bills online. This drives me insane. I know that your money is yours and my money is mine but hey dude get serious we both need a roof over our head. Rule #1 Pay the mortgage on time. Ok what else can I drum up here. We fight over the wireless internet. He blames me for his internet cutting off all the time. I keep on telling him –AOL has made software changes and it would be best for him to use IE. He doesn’t listen to me.

Enough said I think it’s time for me to go get another Smirnoff Pomegrante Fusion

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I still love you