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MY GUILTY PLEASURE: Just fixed myself a little cocktail it’s one of my new concoctions One big big jigger of Sky Vodka{PLAIN} one 12oz bottle of Henery Weinhard’s hand crafted Orange cream soda–to die for–really.

NETFLIX: I’m on season two of the GILMORE GIRLS–how on earth did I miss this show for the last gazzillion years. Wonderful writing–but really who do you know that speaks like Lorelai Gilmore with all her catch phrases and good god you really have to pay attention while watching this show because there is a chit load of conversation. Like right now, I’m typing this entry and just realized I’ve missed a major conversation point

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ok where was I…

JOB OPPORTUNITY:The higher ups are very impressed with me and how I have almost single handedly turned the place up side down and shook all the bad people out. We now have 99% new staff, 100% occupancy + 3 on a waiting list, new administrator, new nurses, the party animal people have been ousted. My secret plan worked out marvelously–the king pin quit and all her cronies went with her–good riddance I say.

So the higher ups in the corporate bubble way up in the sky want me to be the new Health Service Director–a job that is usually offered to a RN. I have been the acting HSD without the pay raise for a couple of months. [sidenote] Our past director resiged after the misfortune of offending many employees during an all employee meeting. She was doing an inservice on Aids and made a major faux pas by stated you can’t get aids by nigger lipping a cigerette. We have several employees who are African American.

So now I need to make a decision–it is a big big pay raise for me but with the pay raise will be a ton of responsibility I would be responsible for 55 dementia residents–family issues, service plans, assessments, scheduling, employee evaluation, STATE SURVEY, incident reports the list of responsibility really does go on and on. I really do enjoy my current job as a staff floor nurse. I love getting my hands in the thick of things and running around like a chicken with my head cut off. If I take this new job there will be more sitting around pushing paper all day……

THE NEIGHBOR: She is now our housekeeper (I don’t like to call her a maid) she is working off the money that she borrowed from us. I’m impressed with her cleaning skills and it’s nice to come home from a hard days work to a nice clean house. There are some issues though I need to tell her she doesn’t have to fold up my thong underwear, I also need to tell not to move my things around to new places, for instance, this morning I couldn’t find my coffee it wasn’t in the spot I have designated for it up in the cupboard to the right of the sink it has been placed there for the last 5 years but no not this morning no coffee. After looking far and wide for it, I finally found it in the freezer…what was she thinking! She also has a nasty habit of drinking the Vodka–like the entire bottle well almost the entire bottle she did leave us a shot-how nice of her.