HOME ALONE

I can’t sleep because my baby is out hunting with his babies. It is a guy thing “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” It is a guy bonding beat my chest I’m man hunting trip out to Moses Lake. I watched them pack up the berb and clean out the trailer. They took out all my girlie Target picnic items. I guess the men and their cubs don’t want to eat from pok-a-dot plates.

Hours later

I just called them to see if they have made camp yet. Nope, still driving around somewhere in Eastern Washington. Men just can’t plan a camp site and pay on line. Oh no,, they have to hunt,search and seek. Real men don’t ask for directions.

I have to go to work in the morning. It is going to be a long night tossing and turning in bed a very big and empty bed. I’m not answering the door or taking any phone calls. My dog is here with me but she is not your typical Rottie. I get so lonely in this big and empty house. It’s way too quiet

I hope they don’t catch any birds. I can hear BB telling me ” we dont catch, we kill”.

I have mixed feelings about hunting.