Hey You

Hey You..I know that you are only 19 oops I stand corrected you are only 18. I cant help but check you out and get warm fuzzes when I see you being so kind to our patients. I never expected you to turn your head around as you were walking away. I know that you caught me admiring your ass I never meant for you to catch my poor behavior-me being such an older women, but what can I say-you are young, and very hot. Now, that you have busted me lets just keep this as our little secret a girl can look and enjoy the eye candy..lord knows there isn’t much eye candy not even any diet eye candy at work.

Hey you, the lady in the walla walla onion display at the grocery store, why didn’t you say something to me after I asked if you knew where the avocados were located; or you, the 40ish guy who was casing me, why couldn’t you be man enough to to tell me-and I thought you were trying to pick me up– finally my friendly cashier who sees me every other day–of all people you could have been the one to tell me..but you didn’t. Just to let all of you know, I did find out why all the weird looks. Driving home I glanced in the rear view mirror with utter disgust and saw a reflection of a dribbled, bearded tomato sauce lady.

Hey You..Mr Silwones, you died yesterday I just want to tell you I will take good care of your wife. I will make sure she gets all the love and the care that you expect. You weren’t suppose to die before her you know. I’m glad I gave you a big hug on Sunday!

Hey you, the love of my life, I told you yesterday I would pencil it into my schedule after watching Elf, but as you know I crushed out on the couch within the first 5 minutes. I promise I will stamp it into tonight’s schedule after your shower and before Survivor.

Hey you, Mrs MK, You are the worst administrator I have ever worked with- all you care about is your big paycheck and bigger bonus. Do you know that everyone talks about you behind your back? You were so rude to our very hardworking housekeeper, did you know she had some general concerns but you brushed her off like a piece of lint on your fine Nordsrom jacket-shame on you! Did you know I talked to her and listened to her concerns–she just wanted to have some time off for the holiday. I’m glad you called in sick today-we do much better when you are gone.

Hey you, Carol, the lady on Oparh today, you make me feel like a clean freak compared to you. My God, I have never seen such a mess. Makes me feel so much better-!

Hey you,stupid desk top computer, why is it now you decide to crash when I’m in the process of moving all my digital pics to cd and then to dvd’s!