COUNT DOWN

I don’t think that I have mentioned that BB’s 15 year old son, Craig is now spending the summer with us.

• No more running around the house naked, not even in my bra and panties.
• I have to pee with the door shut.
• I have to have “quiet” orgasms
• I can’t grab BB’s balls from behind.
• I have to secretly watch my new box set of dvds of the fourth season of sex and the city. God forbid if he saw Samatha between some guys legs.
• I have to cook dinner every night now. He is a growing pubesent boy. I’m responsible for the nourishmenet of his manhood.

Yes, indeed life is different.. I’m so looking forward to my trip to Vegas on Friday.

Speaking of Vegas, Did I tell you I’m so there right now!!

There is so much preparing for this vacation. I’m such a procrastinator

<font face=webdings<YI got my hair cut and foiled last night–there goes $25 bucks for the “lightly dusted cut”, $55.00 for the partial foil and a $15.00 tip.

I did the turbo tan twice this week–there goes $30.00

Nails done in a french style there goes $30.00

Speaking of nails–I still need to get my toesies down up nice–Still contemplating the color. Sub text: I know that I’m using way too many dashes but what the hell I’m not an aspiring writer

New black Bikini–there goes $75.00. My Victoria Secret Bikini that I bought a couple of months ago is toast!! My nipple keeps on escaping from my top,. Yikes–this is no good. BB thinks this is good but this is not good.

The guys will be playing golf while us girls are shopping. BB has been busy hitting golf balls at the driving range. My brother in law is a legendary golf player. Ok…maybe just in my family. BB has never played a single game of golf. (does putt putt count??) He seems to think that he will be competition. I guess this is a guy thing.

I need to buy a hot, sexy dress so that I can show off my sexy body and feel good about turning almost 40..Ok I will be 39 in July. I’m on the cusp of all the blackness of aging. Now, if I could only find this sexy dress in a size 4 or 6. Lots of size 10 and higher but for some reason there are never any small sizes. I’m beginning to think that the dress manufactures only make a very tiny quantity of these dress sizes. I know, there are not very many people feeling sorry for me right now. Skinny people have problems finding properly fitting clothes too.

Oh, I forgot to mention the “man-boy” will be home alone for five days. Not sure if this is the right thing to do. He says that he is responsible. He has never been on his own before.

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