things I learned since my 37th birthday

1) My blood pressure is perfect

2) No. That growth isn’t cancer. (whew)

3) That growth. We can cut it right off. With scissors. No anesthetic.

4) Yeah. It hurt.

5) Lockheed Martin only wants to hire me if I take a 2k paycut.

6) I don’t want to take a paycut

7) Given enough alcohol, I’ll do about anything. Including dancing to 80s music while shimmying with a belly-dancing scarf. While other people are around.

8) Sadly, there is photographic evidence of number 7