Random dialogue

Me: "Been watching Mad Men – it’s this show about advertising guys in the 50s and 60."

Disinterested Co-worker: "Uh-huh."

Me: "Yeah – they’ve all got big bottles of scotch in their offices. I think I like that idea."

Disinterested Co-worker: "My daily breakfast is 3 fingers of Everclear. I can feel you."

Me: "Damn."

Disinterested Co-worker: "Yeah – I wash down my vitamins with it."