Wolf Howls from the Dog’s Mouth

  Wazzup wit youse guys?  See that handsome devil with the adorable puppy dog eyes up there?  Do ya?  Are you noticing the perfect coloring, the appealing bend to the ears and the ruggedly handsome snout?  Don’t forget to make note of *OW*!   All right!  I’ll get to the point – stop tweaking my tail!  (and it’s a very SEXY tail, if I do say so myself.) OK!  I’m talking!!  Don’t be such a hater! > >>>>

 The big dog in this family is still feeling a little punk  Her nose is all dry and hot!  Not at all cold and wet like it should be – like mine is!  (And isn’t it just about the cutest little button nose you have ever seen?  The angle of this photo just doesn’t do me justice, you know).  I’ve been watching her, and I notice that she comes in here a lot and types stuff down, so while she’s napping, I’m just sneaking in here to help her out a bit.  Lucky for me she saves her passwords.  Lucky for her that I had my claws clipped or this poor keyboard would be toast already!  (Toast!  Mmmmmmmm.  I haven’t eaten in forever – at least 20 minutes.  I sure would like some toast – maybe with a nice thick layer of peanut butter smeared on it…and then on the floors and the walls…. uh-oh.  Maybe no toast right now.)

 So anyway – as a guest writer, I thought I should have my picture included.  This is my "Good Boy" Portrait.  What do you think – am I gonna knock em dead at the Lady & The Tramp Ball or what?

Back to Wolfie Momma.  Yesterday she had a SOUL FOOD lunch that took up her time all day.  She was fixing lima beans, black-eyed peas, bbq chicken, fried chicken, shredded pork, corn bread and salad starting at 7 am.  Then she had to get all that arranged real pretty on a table along with some jambalaya, greens, macaroni and chees and a bunch of different desserts in an appealing manner and keep the buffet stocked from 10:40 when first lunch starts through1:30 when the last lunch ends.  Did I mention that she still had her classes at the same time?  I don’t know what was the big deal about making it look all nice.  Just throw it all in a big bowl and let me at it!  For that matter, if I could have just gotten up on the table….. > >>>>

But everybody got to eat – a lot.  Not me thought.  Oh no.  Nobody every thinks about us 4-legs!  Just throw us a bone and toss us out in the back yard.  HA!  Who ever said life was fair?

Then this morning Wolfie Momma couldn’t get out of bed.  Her face was all red and she was huffing and puffing – just like the big wolf that huffed…and puffed…and BLEW the house down!  (I just crack myself UP!)

When Chickie got home from school Wolfie Momma felt a little better so she took Chickie to the police station to get a ticket nullified.  Chickie got a ticket for no tail light and she had to get it fixed and pay the police $4 to prove it was fixed and then the ticket goes away.  It was raining and the nice looking man (he smelled kind of funny though – I bet he was hanging out with those GERMAN SHEPHERD police dogs – a little saur kraut-ish if you ask me) didn’t really want to go outside to see the fixed light – so he just asked Chickie if it worked.  She said yes.  He took the $4.  Aren’t people goofy?

Then Chickie had to go to work – and she left us (me and Wolfie Momma) at home all alone with no car.  And I ran around and around and around the house.  I unzipped the cover on the sofa cushions while Wolfie Momma wasn’t looking and started chewing up the foam.  Didn’t taste too good, but it sure ripped into nice little pieces.  Not only that, but I got into the bathroom trash can and took some of the stuff out of that out onto the OTHER couch to sit and munch on a while.  Interesting flavor, but I got bored really quickly…so I went back to running and sliding on the slick wood floors.  I kept bouncing up on the bed for Wolfie Momma too.

Then she put me in the back yard……..for a LONG time.  I had to stare at her through the window while she was on the computer for a whole buncha time before she finally – put the blinds down so I couldn’t see in any more

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But then finally she let me in – and I got on the computer – and she’s in the other room asking about doggie sedatives.  What are those?  Whatever.  I’m sure it’ll be good, cause Wolfie Momma loves me.  It’s cause I’m so cute, ya know

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