Two More Hours…

It’s two days until Christmas, but only two hours until I get my present. Young Stud’s plane will be landing right about then and I’ll be SO happy to see him!

I’ve been so excited that I’m actually delusional. I’ve spent HOURS doing my Christmas baking. Never mind that it’s never actually been a family tradition in MY family. Never mind that Young Stud doesn’t have much of a sweet tooth. Never mind that Chickie doesn’t like any of the things I baked. Never mind that I don’t actually even LIKE doing this imitation of Martha Stewart on speed. It’s a “Kodak Moment” picture of a perfect holiday family……and we’re gonna participate if it kills every last damn one of us – DO YOU HEAR ME?????????

Tomorrow morning we’ll get up nice and early……and head to Home Despot. YS will only be here til Saturday morning and he’s promised his mommie a built in bookcase for Christmas. Don’t know what happened with this kid… he is QUITE athletic (I’m a total Klutz), he’s quite a handy man and carpenter (I run with scissors), and he doesn’t look like me in the least little bit. Do you suppose there was a mix up at the hospital? Well – who cares?!! I got the better end of the deal if there was. Just think…somebody out there may have a 22 year old klutzy, uncoordinated man-child who looks just like me! Shudders – frightening!

Chickie is being such a doll…you’d think she still believes in Santa and that she’s hoping that by being good she’ll increase her chances of getting the “good” stuff she wants. Little twit – she’s getting what she wants…as if THAT will be a surprise!

Blossom made me take the red bow off her collar. She was growling something about a lack of respect. She really ought to be grateful…I saw the cutest little shar-pei sized elf outfit at the store the other day which I DID NOT buy for her!

Back to Martha Stewart Momeents….I even HAND SQUEEZED orange juice from (get THIS) oranges I HAND PICKED from the tree in my dad’s back yard. Somebody call 911 – I am in crisis mode and heading for a breakdown!

In case I don’t get back here before Christmas….I want to wish everyone the best Christmas they’ve ever had – times 10. Over-eat without guilt, over-indulge your loved ones, and over-pamper yourselves! Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy! And, if you think about it, say a little prayer for peace. I have a feeling we’re gonna need a LOT of those prayers.

Christmas HO-HOs to all!!!!!!!!!

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December 23, 2002

LOL, I just found your diary, and love it! =) May your holiday be the best yet! =) Hugs and happiness, ~Q

I ALWAYS KNEW MARTHA STEWART WAS SATAN!!!!!! She’s possessed your soul! I’m putting big bows around the greyhounds’ necks for Christmas, I don’t CARE how undignified it is. They will look adorable, damn ’em! And yes, I will be doing my version of praying for peace. We’re gonna need everything we can muster because Little Georgy is determined to get a war for Christmas!

December 23, 2002

wow… talk about a diary makeover, everyone’s going purple lately. I think I’ll stick with the water thing for fishies 🙂 Don’t turn into Martha Stewart on us… NOOOO that woman is too cheerful and crafty… it’s not NATURAL! Have a very good christmas, Sunshine Wolf, or this little fishie will come and hunt you down and… probably give you a fishie hug… lol. But have a good one anyway.

December 23, 2002

LMAO! Lady you are the funniest person. I love reading your entries. I have this scarey picture of Martha Stewart on speed now in my head (out, out darn you!) Have the bestest Christmas ever!!! Enjoy your time with those wonderful kids (even if they don’t like all the goodies you baked). And yes I’ll be praying very hard for peace too. God Bless & Merry Christmas! *with a big warm hug*

Lovely to see wolfen prints in my diaries. Warmest blessings and a joy-filled visit with YS. With a huge hug and much affection…T the U

December 24, 2002

In this blessed season of Light, I wish you the Joy of Caring, the Wonder of Sharing, the Serenity of Faith, and the Peace of a contented heart, may Love surround You, now and forever. With heartfelt Love, warm Laughter, a bright beam of Light, and Joy to fill your heart, Paula ((((Hugs to the sister of my soul))))

heh. You said HO. heh. Happy happy holidays to you!!! ~:D ArtImp, nsi

Do you mean someone does NOT believe in Santa??? I sends ya Xmas wishes and ask please make the chimney wider as it seems HE may have got stuck some where. Luv Alex

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December 25, 2002

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December 25, 2002

Hope your Christmas is delightful, dearest Sunshine. With a big Christmas hug…

Marry Christmas!!

hope your christmas was a good one!

*cracks up laughing* Okay, confess…who spiked your eggnog?? huh? huh?..this was a very cute, and humorous entry if I must say so myself!..I’m still laughing! Hand squeezed some fresh OJ and everything!!! WAY TO GO!!…..but, again…..who was the “spikee”???….*giggles* ~Hugs and Loves~

January 15, 2003

I’m with Blossom. LOSE THAT RIBBON yeuach! although I had red velvet with fur trim hair ribbons in on Christmas Eve!! As for the baking, just send it over here, I’m a sucker for home baked goods mmmmmm and don’t forget “It’s a good thing”!