February 4, 2000

Next: Position Closed, Withdrawn, Reneged, Canceled.

Position Available

Start Date: Immediately

Location: Georgia Atlanta area

Willingness To Travel: Mandatory

Work Hours: Hours vary schedule very flexible. May be asked to work 1st, 2nd, or 3rd shift or any combination of the shifts

Benefits: 401K, Insurance, meals, housing, vacation, laughter, companionship, loyalty, devotion, respect, access to recreational facilities, variety, freedom in all areas of personal life to include, but not be limited to, spiritual, mental, physical, belief, full partnership.

Qualifications: (with apologies to the EEOC)

 Male between ages of 38 and 48. This qualification is negotiable and not set in stone.

 Highly developed sense of humor mandatory, as is the ability to laugh at ones self.

 Physical beauty is not necessary, but beauty of spirit and mind is.

 Race, creed, religion are not issues, but tolerance of others and openness to new people and ideas are requisites.

 Compassion, empathy and creativity must be ingrained.

 A backbone of steel without a head made of stone.

 Must enjoy exercising extreme happiness.

 Experience fighting demons of the night.

 Pet and children lovers only need apply.

 Love and appreciation of a variety of music expected.

 Ought to enjoy reading and need to be an expert in the fine art of banter.

 Acumen in supporting and motivating hopeless cases.

 Ability and willingness to give massages

 Love of hugs, both giving and receiving

 Patron of cuddling

 Passionate in all areas of life

 Fan of lifelong learning

Bonus Qualifications: .

 Looking good in a kilt,

 Soccer player

 culinary acumen,

 sexual prowess,

 financial independence,

 baritone singing voice,

 shaman training/skills,

 respect for all things wild, especially wolves

Job Description: Full partner desired to fulfill various roles as companion, confidant, support person, jester, anchor, critic, teacher, sounding board, mirror, cheerleader, friend, lover, masseuse, co-traveler on the path of life, creator/participant of adventures, sharer of troubles, multiplier of joys. Expect to receive same in return.and more.

Rather than this being a fantasy job for me to step into.it is my fantasy to have someone step up to the plate and accept this position. If you or anyone you know has the desired qualifications and the desire to step into this challenging position, please contact me by e-mail (the address is in my diary description) immediately. Somehow I believe that my current mailbox will be able to handle the flow of applicants. Did that sound cynical? Ah well, at least now I have gotten this out of my system and I can go back to being superwoman tomorrow. Peace to all.

Torin Invanusson

February 5, 2000

I hope you have sufficient applicants to choose from. With a smile…

Awe Sunshine…close your eyes and relax. Take the advice you gave me. You will meet him in the most unexpected place, at the least expected time, and will be pleasantly surprised. Until then, enjoy those of us who

…dam 256 characters…. I said…enjoy those of us who love you.

BBe

If you happen to get duplicates…. can you send him/them my way? *wink*

Little Miss Sunshine–I was with you til the kilt :O) (thankfully that was for the Bonus round!) I hope the winner wants a wedding in Vegas, by ELVIS! signed: always a bridesmaid never a….

Good Luck!

sophist

I look pretty good in a kilt 🙂 where shall I call, darlin *smooch* 😉

Patience friend. Remember the opening of Walt Disney on Sunday night was the tune ‘someday my prince will come’, maybe so. Or maybe we watched too much TV as kids. (That too may sound cynical.) Chin up…

Mns

hmmm… checking out the guys at the pool party 🙂 hey, who’s that over there munchin’ on the sub sandwich? *grins* mmmm… to find one with all these credentials…..

They are out there, SW. I just found one. I wasn’t looking and POOF! he showed up! He’s a little older than I expected, but now that’s one of my favorite things about him. I hope your shows up soon. XOXO

Will l out of 10 of these qualities do? But I’ll keep an eye out for this paragon of perfection. Since I’m not in the market, I’ll ship him down to Georgia. I wish I’d met him years ago!

dear lady, with your organizational skills and nose for marketting, they will arrive, resume in hand by the droves (well, except for the kilt part..lol)

All you want is a suitable Superman for a Superwoman. Seems reasonble.

http://www.love.com, place an ad darlin. Lots of fine young specimens out there would respond to that job description. Peace and love…

beautiful! I want one too! 🙂 oh, Sunshine, how I admire your wit! and the qualities you seek mean the world to me too…I even agree about the kilt…love good legs on a man!!

rats, *shakes head* and i thought you had a summer job for me to do. 🙂 scratches kitty ears. Hey Wolfy lets run outside to a park and play. Frog who isn’t at home yet.

You didn’t say he had to be single, but I’m over the age limits. Rats.

Well, Sunshine. . I believe I qualify in all areas but the Shaman role, but alas, I’m already married! Thanks anyway!

I’ll be checking back to see how this turns out SW. I wish you the best in your search!-BG

I think the kilt is going to be a problem for you. All I can think of when you say “kilt” is Prince Charles. ewwwwww. 🙂

I liked this one -WANTED: Good man who loves to cook & travel. Hates baseball, football, golfing & fishing, has lots of money and a big house! SEND PHOTO OF HOUSE!

I love this! I hope someone lands the job pronto. =) Or perhaps someone already has… eagerly reading onward…

If you find him, could you send his brother my way? Preferably a younger brother,but I’m not picky.