Orgasmic
I had a big juicy meaty……..ham bone I had saved in my freezer at school. Today it was time to either use it or lose it. So I decided to make soup.
Not just any soup, not your run-of-the mill soup. No, nothing plain for the wolfie girl. I made Caldo Gallego. It’s a Spanish soup, adopted by Cubans as their own. In addition to my big juicy meaty ham bone, I used chicken broth, chorizo, white beans, spinach, potatoes, onions and an assortment of Spanish seasonings – Sazon and Adobo. When I find them I also put in turnips, but no such luck today. It is yummy. It is yummier than yummy. It is the yummiest. Did I mention that it tastes good?
Since I made a huge pot of the soup, I began dishing it out. (That’s right – I can really dish it out!) The Assistant Principal got the first bowl because he came wandering into my room….following his nose. I take great delight in regularly "smelling up" the hallways and driving people – and their rumbling tummies – crazy. After that I started sending bowls of soup out to various teachers….until the supply ran out. Of course I reserved a hearty portion for myself…..*grins*
The bell rang and teachers and students poured out into the halls. Usually my job during ‘passing time’ is to supervise the students. That period, it was to gather praise. I like that job lots better! After a few doses of the usual variety …. "That was delicious!" "Thank you!" "Is there any left?" …. I got the best complement I’ve ever gotten for any FOOD I’ve ever fixed.
"Wolfie, that was so good I nearly had an orgasm!"
I nearly peed myself laughing. OK. I’ve gotten older, heavier, grayer. But it’s nice to know that I can still bring men to the brink of orgasm so effortlessly. l’ve still got it, but apparently "it" now requires a stove and a few extra spices.
So next week……..maybe I’ll try AustinGuy’s famous tomato basil soup…. and see if THAT takes ’em over the edge……
I wonder what kind of business I could start…….Wolfie’s Orgasmic Soups…………………They’ll make you howl with delight……….
lol that was funny. mmm… i wish i could taste it too!
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the way to a man’s orgasm is through his stomach? 😉 it does sound like good soup, though. you should make a cookbook like AustinGuy’s wife has done, only make yours all about Orgasmic dishes! hehe~
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Kids these days!!
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*grin* That soup certainly sounds good!
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Obviously you can dish it out – but can you TAKE it? 😉 You could call your cookbook “Come To Dinner.”
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Well you certainly have my attention with your title and comments about getting men right to the brink!!! My tomato basil soup doesn’t smell that much, however, I can send you Leslie’s Bacon Potato soup recipe that would cause all males in your building to….well let’s just say they would love the smell. I will send it to you tomorrow. The recipe makes 3 gallons of soup!!! It is inexpensive to make and guaranteed to clog your arteries!
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I need orgasm soup!
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At my age, a good soup is better than sex, and your soup sounds delicious. RYN on Senses of Love- Thank you.
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Heh; yah, you’ve definitely still got it. That soup sounds delicious, except for the turnip part . . . turnips . . . ewww. Oh and tomato basil soup sounds even better; unless you’re thinking of adding turnips to that too. 🙂
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Sounds yumful. With a smile…
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ryn: Well, actually it should be “Come TO Dinner;” “Come FOR Dinner” would be a different genre entirely. ;D
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The soup sounds wonderful. I eat soup almost everyday during winter and just love ’em all.
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ahahaha. this is fabulous. i can see you ad campaign already!
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things that make you feel orgasmic also may you say “mmmmmmmmmmm, yes” It’s been a long time since I’ve had food that good.
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Quite the hot & spicy entry! 😉
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I’d take that ability at my age………… 🙂 of course, I still think I’m pretty good at the other.
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Love it – Wolfie’s Orgasmic Soup – perfect!!
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Orgasmic food that isn’t chocolate! Oh, that soup sounds yummy.Hmm, essays about teaching plus mouth-watering recipes — hey, Fannie Flagg had recipes in Fried Green Tomatoes… 🙂
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*giggles* That is funny…..about the “it” part…. But, the sound of that soup made this wolfie’s tummy howl…..
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Oh I just loved reading this! “l’ve still got it, but apparently “it” now requires a stove and a few extra spices.” What a freakin whoot! Ummmmm, I mean howwwwwwwllll! I love you Too! “
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It’s great to see you again, SW! 🙂 Send me the recipe for that soup asap. 😛 KJ
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I have to look up that recipe. I love all kinds of soups…I never doubted that you had the touch…Smiles….
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LOL, how wonderful…and it sounds too delicious just reading the ingredients!!!
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thinking of you,SW, hoping all is going well with you and the little wolfette! although, probably not so little anymore… 🙂
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