April 30, 2002

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Mind Meanderings

The story Ive been posting here has taken on a life of its own and what I thought was going to be a relatively short story is turning into an epic. So I think Ill take it out of diary-land for now. Its not my intention to turn my diary into an exclusive story. Just doesnt suit my personality!

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For some reason I feel as if I should write something deep here. Its a journal, right? And in my journal I should be soul searching and profound. Heh! Hear that explosion? Its the sound of another myth imploding. I want to be SHALLOW today!

So here goes

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Katie Couric is an insipid twit?

Wouldnt it be easier to be a good housekeeper if dishes cleaned themselves, carpets were self-vacuuming and all furniture was dust absorbing?

There is absolutely NOTHING in the world more pathetic looking than a shar-pei (of questionable disposition) suffering from fleabite allergies who has chewed what little fur she has completely off her tail and other scattered patches. Thinklarge pink wrinkled rat. The absurdity of the sight really takes the edge off her growl.

Why DOESNT money grow on trees?

Whats the deal about food and body parts? We have cottage cheese thighs, melons, wieners, buns, hams Geeze! I think I need a snack.

Why would I listen to a thin woman with a drop-dead gorgeous body who is handing out tips for disguising figure flaws to overweight women? Am I supposed to think she has successfully disguised her size 26 body so that I only THINK she’s wearing a size 6?

Do customer service representatives at the satellite company have to go to school to achieve such a high level of stupidity?

Teen-aged girls are an entity unto themselves.

Sometimes I dont get Gods (or the Creators or Goddesses or Yawehs or whatever you call it) sense of humor. Must be a higher form of humor.

If sugar and carbohydrates are bad for me, then they should taste bad.

And finally.. do people REALLY take themselves so seriously that they never laugh during sex?

HAPPY MAY DAY TO ALL!

Hmm…*ponders* LOL…all of that is true. Especially the higher power humor.

RYN:: LOL…i have everyone saying that and it surprises me. At my school it was weird to not have colored hair. The school was perfectly fine with it, lol. And that’s one of the things I am worried about, lol. The hair turning another color after awhile. Blue has a tendency to turn green, lol. Have a fun day!

lifeisuhmistury

May 1, 2002

ryn:thanks, I needed that! And regarding this entry…ROFLMAO>>>ROFLMAO>>>>ROFLMAO ….I’ll have to go back and read your “epic” when I have more time.Have a good one! ((((HUGS))))

i thought you made some very profound points…:)

Oh those were great, and oh so true. I needed a good laugh today, thanks! 🙂

And a Merry Beltane to thee also! (Dar Epsilon)

who?

Excuse me–but about a short story turning into an epic–you mean like the little tale I started to tell about Torin and Sunshine? Hem-hem? RYN: They’re not talking. They’re pruning like mad, but they’re not talking, not telling me anything and they’re starting to annoy me. Someone better blab soon so I’ll have something to write about! The Unsigned Watcher

Now what’s shallow about that? Valid questions all *struggles to keep a straight face*. LOL. Ok , you win. If you ever come up with any answers to these mystifying questions, you simply must let us in on them!

DancingSoftly

::Smiles::

The Watcher

They’re alive!

Robert Lee

Gee,thanks for the mind tickle.I needed it too.RYN: yes,who indeed are the fools?The nasty note leaver or the poor souls that just don’t get it about why these people do it in the first place.They’re so quick to blow a fuse.Everytime these nasty noters leave these notes they just prove to everyone what idiots they really are.DUH,How stupid can I be and still get away with it?Some people,huh? ~

I think Beavis and Butthead are on the loose in FOD.Hide the cats and dogs ~

Willy & Wilma

Housework will continue to get easier. Aotomatic vacuuming should work. An engineer here in Orinda had a lawn mower that started itself, came out of a litte house, mowed the lawns & went back to it’s little house. Why not a rechargeable battery operated, pattern recognizing vacuum cleaner? “Smart” missles can guide themselves from pictures of the objective

Aaaaaaah!!! The epic …what re the end! Have to wait for the paperback. Re pictures yes yes but they are not so wonderful as those taken with my good camera. Still nice to have. I can’t put on screen as first the FOD does not now allow and second is that I have no idea how to! All I have read re same is confusing as all get out. So I have to try for word pictures but then fail I guess Alexias

I am almost beginning to feel the same way about KC as I feel about Kathy Lee Gifford- too much over-exposure. However, nobody could be as obnoxious as KLG.

*~*Lady Moon*~*

May 2, 2002

I love the change from deep you to light thoughts….like myself ;~)= hmm…yes, it is great! It is though to be deep all times…yey? You are a wonderful individual! Happy May DAY and lots of light to ya dear*one

Redsirens

I love this entry

Luna

This last Saturday, during which I was far sluttier than the previous Saturday but haven’t written about it yet, at a rather crucial moment we both burst out laughing and couldn’t stop for several minutes. I actually had tears in my eyes from all the laughing. It was so much fun. I cannot recommend it enough. 🙂

was this an attempt to be shallow or does it go to prove how many times I flunked reading comprehension. *smile** Love your wit.

Linda Kay

I agree that sugar and carbs ought to taste awful. I don’t think Katie Courick is a twit. Why do you think she’s a twit? Teenage girls are only slightly less scary than teenage boys. One of my favorite poems goes “Forgive, oh Lord, my little jokes on thee / and I’ll forgive thy great big one on me.” (Robert Frost) Blessings,

ermentrude

Dagnabbit… it took so long to get here I forgot what i was going to say… hold on… ok… sat here for a few minutes, gotta go back!

got it! Didn’t take so long to get here this time!!! If you had to sit there smiling inanely at a camera for so many hours you may also become an insipid twit!!! But then again may be not 🙂 as for furniture… doesn’t dust disslove into it?.. you mean Rich dusts without me knowing it? It’s the only answer i can come up with. Hang on, what’s this grey stuff everywhere… ahh… need a duster :

oh yeah, I think the creator has a very sarcastic sense of humor… why else would he put together the people he does?

Mns

this made me 🙂

hahahaha..Hope your Beltane was lovely, SW;)) Hey laughing during sex is awesome;))

oh that last one , if ya can’t laugh during sex then when ?????? 😉