Anatomy of A Recipe
The following information is not meant to be a representation of the truth. It IS the truth. Any resemblance to actual individuals, living or dead, is purely intentional. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and the not so innocent.
Miss!! Theres no ¾ cup measuring cup. Can I use a 1/3 cup measure 3 times instead?
Hey! Our cookie dough is all soupy! Thats whacked!! Yes, we did what the recipe said. It called for softened butter, so we put it in the microwave for 3 minutes.
Hurry up and lick all your cookies then we wont have to share them with the rest of our team cause they wont want them after you lick em!
Miss! Do you know that in some countries they eat BULL DICKS???
What do you mean when you say its a broiler pan? We can still cook our cookies in it!
uh-oh. Quick .before she comes over here
The recipe says to mix with a wooden spoon. What should we use to mix it with?
Miss Wolf how come theres smoke coming out of the oven?
This dough is all crumbly. We did JUST what the recipe said. It says Reduce flour to ½ cup and add ¼ cup cocoa powder. So we put in an extra ½ cup of flour and then put in a half cup of cocoa just like the recipe said!
Which part of the egg is the yolk the yellow part or the white part?
I can still eat it 3 second rule! It was only on the floor for 2 seconds!
Ummmm .No. I dont know how I got that flour handprint on my face. No. I dont know how she got a flour handprint on her butt either.
What do you mean we cant start over .again!?
So, gentle readers how was YOUR Day?
These are hilarious! I believe every one of them because it sounds just like my Home Ec class 30 ~ choke,choke ~ some years ago!
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not as hillarious as yours.
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LOL, so you have Hazel over there cooking with you too then, huh? 🙂
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LOL Truth is scary! ; )
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Well, my day was not too great. I got home at 10:15 this evening and discovered that one, or possibly five, of my greyhounds had chewed open a full bottle of fish oil capsules and eaten every one of them and then proceeded to pee in every single room of my house and on every single one of their dog beds. My sister-the-vet says, “Expect tons of diarrhea.” That was my day! I’ll trade ya!
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I followed up a note on someone’s diary to get here – have forgotten whose;sorry !- and just had to lesve a note to say thank you for reminding me why I like retirement so much! (No, teaching has its moments – and you’ve just recorded some of them very faithfully, I suspect!)
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chocolate chip cookies aren’t hard, yo. who’d ‘ya have make them?
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Hehehehe bet you have lots of fun? LOL Hugz
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{smile} too funny… ryn.. are you applying for the vacancy?
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My mother has alzheimers…this makes me grateful that there is only one of her 🙂 hugs…
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*eyes popping out at FallingDog’s note* Oh. My. God. LOL at the cookie-making! Hehehehehe…
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🙂 ty for the message, I am so glad you like 🙂 *smile* Hope you will have a great day, sounds like you can have it at ur work lol….love
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With snorks of laughter…
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RyN: wow. you’re brave. i could NEVER do that.
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So funny. I am going to share it with my daughter.
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These are hilarious! Sounds like my fiancé was in that class.
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Oh boy, I never took home ec in school but it sounds hysterical! What a great giggle….thanks!
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Psssst. Story. With a smile…
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*snicker*
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LOL It sounds like my kids are in the kitchen. Good to hear from old friends again. Take care.
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3 second rule??? I thought it was a 5 second rule! I feel extra germ-y now. 🙂
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Dropping in on a post-entry stroll. With a smile…
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man, I thought it was 5 seconds, too.
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Love these. Over here, the cats get to lick the cookies….
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Oh I love love love it……I’m so glad to hear that things seem to be going better… as Always Lael
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Just wanted you to know that reading your posts is great fun. You are a skillful writer and a delightful observer of life. Your writing reminds me of Erma Bombeck but you do it your way and it is a joy to read. I hope you are cultivating this talent of yours and maybe thinking of a book. Ms. Bombeck left a giant hole with her untimely demise and I suspect you could make a space there for yourself.
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And here I’ve always worked under the 5 second rule…
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*Smiles & hugs*
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I love these!! I recognise a few from cooking with the kids too! I especially love the flour hand prints….
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Muriel’s recipe…Take one cup of gin then one quart of rum plus a liberal cup of visky en scrambul orl togeffer…and drink. Fow away all offer hingredents. Hic! Alexias
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hahahaha. kids! 🙂
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