Schooling your American asses (arses :P)

Okay lesson one: "Root"

The word root, is really the same as fuck.  Because you can be rooted after a hard day’s work, like me right now.  OR it can be sex as in, "he was a good root," "they rooted for sure," or, "they’re SO rooting."  Can also be when you’re really drunk, "I’m so fucking rooted" etc.  Lol so effectively it’s just another word for "fuck" probably just not as vulgar.  I actually don’t use the word much anymore, I only use it in this diary to amuse John lol.

 

Lesson Two: Tasmania

Yes John i DO live in Tasmania, and i guarantee you that the only thing you’ll ever have heard of is the Tasmanian Devil, which btw is nothing what a real devil looks like, although they’re just as viscious!  The only other thing that i can think of that you may of heard of is Huon Pine, the only place it grows in the world is in the Huon Valley and it’s used to make furniture etc and it smells awesome :p  Other than that, all my other readers, especially JACQ will tell you what a hole Tasmania is.  I love it nonetheless, but the mainlanders don’t exactly see it that way lol!

 

Alrighty, any other questions?? HIT ME!  Any other words i say that you don’t understand, any questions about what’s been going on with me, any pic requests or random questions i want them all.  I wanna do this whole "ask me anything" entry!   So lets get it going!

 

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October 29, 2008

hahaaa i dont think tassie is a hole, just a little left of center/inbred. even ive never heard of the huon valley thing! my folks are leaving in 2 weeks for a holiday in tas.. us mainlanders know tas to be a very ‘nature’ place, a very beautiful place, prob cos of the ads we get shown on tv. very well done explaining rooted. you know what shits me… how yanks say ‘go PET the dog’ instead of PAT.’its called a pet cos u pet it’ – kitty says in that 70s show. ITS PAT!

October 29, 2008

I’m English not American :-p

October 29, 2008

I was reading some of your older entries last night (er, yeah, lookin’ at pics)… and I even went to desserae’s diary after reviewing one of those famous photo entries where you warned her not to say anything about your (curves). Then, as if on queue, she responded “tits, tits, titties!” I wanted to write something to her, but there was nowhere appropriate to just burst on the scene thatWAY

hey man, im Canadian. 🙂 but thanks for clarifying Root.

February 15, 2009

in the states we call it rutting. But leave it to the Aussies to improve it. Just remember we had a mini series called Roots, which I promise you is not about sex.

February 15, 2009

congratulations it is now your job to offically teach me Aussie. Not the formal Australian, I can get that from any dictionary. I want the Aussie you speak, in return and this is only fair, I will teach you what is called Mississipian. The key to mississipian is EVERYTHING is one syllable