Dear God, I’m doing it again…..

….another survey!  It’s necessary right now, though, because if I don’t distract myself for a few minutes, I’m likely to do someone here at work some serious harm.  Let’s get started…

Who are you constantly with?  Hubby

Whats the longest you talked on the phone?  I think it was 8 hours.  Do you remember that, BFF?  I was in MN, you were in IL, and Stacy was in Kansas and we talked all night long??

Who do you blame for your bad mood today?  Nicole…and it’s a looooong story.

Do you wish someone would show up at your front door right now?  I’m not home, so no.

Do you want any children?  I have four….my son, and three step-daughters.

Who is in the room with you?  I’m at work, so let’s just say a lot.

If you had to dye your hair another color, what would it be?  I dye my hair all the time to cover the gray…..usually a brownish red.

Are you excited for anything?  For this day to be over.

Do you think it’s possible to fall in love with someone in just 2 weeks?  No, I really don’t.  How can you possibly know someone….I mean REALLY know them….in just two weeks? 

If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months would you?  Yes.

What was the last 3 things you watched on tv?  How I Met Your Mother, Three and a Half Men, and Mike & Molly

Reason for the last tear shed?  Something in my eye.

Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?  Nope, I’m perfectly content with this person not knowing what I did.

When was the last time you flew in plane?  March of last year.

Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?  Very sweet!

Is there a member of the opposite sex that makes you cry a lot?  There used to be.  That’s why I divorced him.

What color are your eyes?  Blue

What were you doing at 7:00 in the morning?  Sleeping

Last girl you talked about your problems with?  Jen

What is bothering you right now?  Several things.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?  My hubby and my son.

What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?  One day closer to the weekend!

Do you have a hard time making simple decisions?  Sometimes.

Do you like rain?  As long as I don’t have to drive in it.

Are you one of those people who hate crying in front of others?  Didn’t you ask me this on the last survey?  Dumbass.  Yes, I hate crying in front of others.

Are you lying to yourself about something?  Nope.

How many people have you given your heart to?  2

I bet you’re going to kiss someone tomorrow, right?  How fucking smart are YOU??  Yeah, since I’m married I’m sure I’ll be kissing the husband at some point.  Dumbass.

What did you do last night?  Got home late from a doc appt., had dinner and watched t.v. with hubby, went to bed.

What would you rather be doing right now?  Sleeping.

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?  A good cry.

What are your plans tomorrow?  Work

What are you worried about?  I try not to worry, because it doesn’t do any good anyway.  And if I’m worrying, then I’m not putting my faith in God.

NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:

1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?  Yep.

2. Have you ever had your heart broken?  More like smashed into a million pieces.

3. Have you ever played on a sports team?  Yes

4. Have you ever been out of the country?  Does Tijuana, Mexico count?

5. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?  More than once, sadly.

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?  No, but I called the cops on my sister once.

8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?  Yes.

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?  Yep.

EIGHT WHOS:

 1. Who was the last person you saw?  Sue and Pam and Kelley in the lunch room.

2. Who was the last person you hugged?  Hubby

3. Who was the last person you called?  My dad

4. Who was the last person to call you?  One of our clients…(why won’t they leave me the hell alone???)

5. Who was your first crush?  Todd Lackie, fifth  grade

6. Who was the last person to message you?  Hubby

7.Who is the last person you messaged?  Hubby back

8. Who did you last yell at?  My son, for being a little punk.

SEVEN WHENS:

1. When was your last shower?  Yesterday (okay, busted, I shower every other day in the winter time because my skin gets really dry)

2. When did you last see your mom?  January 2

3. When was your last hug?  Last night

4. When did you last dress up?  What counts as dressing up? 

5. When was the last time you cried?  January 3, when I visited my brother’s grave.

6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?  January 3

7. When were you born?  September 13

SIX WHERES:

1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?  Illinois and Oklahoma

2. Where did you last go?  To the kitchen to heat up my leftovers for lunch.

3. Where did you last hang out?  Kabuki, with Ruth, Nick and Nick’s wife.

4. Where do you go to school?  I don’t.

5. Where is your favorite place to be?  Home.

6. Where did you sleep last night?  In my bed.

FIVE DO/DOES:

1. Do you like someone right now?  Lord but that is a stupid fucking question.  I like TONS of people, okay???  What is this, 3rd grade?

2. Do they like you too?  This survey is pissing me off more than the dipshit here at work.

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?  No, I happen to think I’m pretty awesome.

4. Do you know the muffin man?  Yes, his name is Joshua.

5. Does the future scare you?  Not anymore.

TWO WHYS:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friend?  I wouldn’t even know where to begin on this one.  We have a 30 year history….where would I even start?

2. Why did you get a Facebook?  So people would stop harassing me about not having one.

 

Well, now instead of being irritated with someone here at work, I’m irritated at this stupid survey, and myself for wasting time doing it!  Back to work, darlings…..smooches!