Ya had to be there
Man we know this fella who runs the keriokee at this bar we go to every once and awhile…or “frequent” as the kids say, and whenever we go there he sings Hold me closer tiny dancer, but he’ll sing hold me closer Tony Danza. It doesnt sound that funny right? Well bullshit that shit is consistently fuckin funny.
And the girl I am determined to have sex with gave me a christmas card today of a meditating santa. That traslation is pretty clear, I wanna have sex with you too. Shes from Bulgaria though or something. Most unattractive accent ever.
I was walkin in the mall today and these 5 thugs noticed my fuckin dope beard.
“Oh shit, here come da white Jesus.”
tHAT COULDA BEEN HOW jESUS STARTED TOO,. Oh I had the caps lock on back there. Im not gonna push the delete button though. Thats total sellout. So yea maybe people were like, pfff Jesus. And then as his beard got longer they were like damn…he does have a long beard. Perhaps we should listen to what hes saying, Yea they probably did say that actually. I think I kinda remember that form the bible. Im gonna watch TiVo now.
I wonder what you taste like? Marjory Stewart-Baxter, you taste like Sunshine dust. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo! I like it when the red water comes out…..
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I’m so totally in love with you. You have no idea.
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karaoke you douche. we can hang out… only if there is not beard/stache involved. it disturbs me.
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I saw Jeesus in my soup the other day,lookin’ up at me.So I put down my spoon and walked across it’s surface.Neither of us looked anything like you.~The Annti-Christ.
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you are such a rebel its fantastic rebel…fantastic..interesting word structure dont wack it too often it’ll fall off
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Will you do me if I talk in an ugly accent?
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