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Well damn here I am. Brians birthday, decided to leave the bar early cause like….I ferget…well secondary reason was I was afraid I wouldnt be able to walk home. So now Ive like power drank and its 11. Thats just wacky. Thats just wackiness is what that is. Im thinkin I should watch a movie er somethin. I dont know what movie though.

I was thinkin though like if I did get a bunch of monkeys I could grow fruit and then train em to harvest the fruit, and then train em to process it into some Fruitopia hippy style fruit juice and call it “Tranquil Monkey *Made by Monkeys.” People would be lined up around the block fer that shit. I knew my lifes calling had somethin to do with monkeys I just wasnt really sure in what capacity. And now, here we are. And all the random stuff the monkeys leave in the drink could be luck hairs and freedom mites. Yea actually I suppose monkeys could do a lotta messed up stuff if ya gave em the keys to a juice factory. Thats why ya gotta beat em. Its the only way the learn. “SHUT UP MONKEY!” Youll scream. But then theyll revolt and well make war with them and well enter into treaties and then well break the treaties and then theyll end up livin on reservations. Predictable. Monkey casino though. Id gamble there.

There a shady bunch though. the monkeys. OH! Im hungry. Hey Im wearin a shirt that says I love my Wiener. Which I do. Tis a proud penis. Could beat hobo senseless with it. Makes ya think huh. Ohhhh jake and Heater are gettin a divorce. Whodda thought that gettin married on one day notice 17 hours before ya leave fer two years would be a bad idea.

Why isnt there a place that delivers pizza and movies. By monkeys.

dancing in plastic

November 28, 2004

There are lots of places that deliver monkeys, but everyone’s keeping it a secret from you because they’re afraid that you’ll make millions off of them and they’re jealous. …it was either that or they were afraid you’d beat them, but I don’t remember. Either way they paid me a million dollars not to tell you and, even though I love you Anndy, I love a million dollars a lot more.

DAMN IT I READ THAT LAST SENTENCE WRONG!! Well.. anyway, what i said except monkey’s can’t deliver pizza to YOU because they’re afraid you’ll steal them and do whatever it is I said you’d do in the previous note. blah blah blah Happy President’s day.

…f’ucker.

let it go, sweetie.

Sad Angel

vndttrd

November 29, 2004

*rips anndys monkey pizza apart and utters feral animal call* thats what i dislike about you. always blaming everyone else for random convenient services such as pizza delivery by monkeys on other ppl. why dont you open your own pizza monkey delivery place?? make tons of money. of course i wouldnt get pizza from you. slut. ~ heather

dude. I mean really. like wow. like whooooa. IHY. FR.

I dunno. I think I was high when I wrote that. Weiner.