Weinerfest
Ya know I would put a naked picture in here right now but Im feeling bloated. But I do have another picture I wanted to show ya.
Ha! Weiner! Hey ya know my penis has like a birthmark on it. I think its a birth mark. Ive never been really clear on what a birthmark is though. It sounds kind of shady but its very cool though. In fact I have this real dream of one day getting a very distinguished actor, like maybe Dustin Hoffman but someone with more oscars, and making a serious dramatic detailed charecter study movie about the cold war and its players, where Mr. Hoffman would play Reagan and my penis would play Gorbachev.
"Mr. Gorbachev….tear down this wall!"
And then itd be shot of penis sadly prclaiming, "Da….give the order for the troops to stand down." …Christ thatd be good cinema. And chilling…wow.
And then the movie would friggin be a hit at Sundance and then Id sell out and start digitally remaking movies that have Gorbachev in it. Like Rocky IV…"I must break you." Best line ever in a movie. But the scene where Rocky tells the audience, "If I’s can change….and you’s can change….we all can change!" And then Gorbachev stands up and claps…Ive always kinda thought, man this scene would be so much better with my penis in it. Im rambling now. The end.
i love it.
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hahaha weinerfest …weiner… hahahahahaha
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my friend has this picture of me and our other friend in front of a window that says “oral show” because the preceding “fl” was conveniently on a different window, which is on a different angle as well too also. ryn: hows about ‘fukk it and chuck it’ or ‘lick it and stick it’ ? grab and stab? suck for luck…bitch and be rich… i got nothin right now
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snip the tip. it can have something to do with circumsicions.
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wow
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