The Snozberries taste like Snozberries!

Someone stayed here last night and after work when I was walkin up to my house I saw they were sleepin in my bed. So I thought of this great prank, but since I just thought of it I couldnt really do it, but next time.

So what I do is walk up to my window right and when I see the person is pre-occupied, watchin tv or sleepin er somethin, I throw on a ski mask, creep up to the window slowly…and then heave a cinder block through the window. Then I immediatly pull out a gun and start firing in the air while screamin “ILL KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!”

Ahhhh oh my thatd be comical.

“HA! Oh man you shoulda seen yer face! You were all like HOL…”

“YOU GOD DAMN BASTARD!”

“…..Oh fuckin sorry Miss cant take a joke! Grow the fuck up.”

HIGH…..LARIOUS

Woot…heres a Simpson qoute…more like a scenario I suppose.

“Look at those idiots. I paid my taxes over a year ago.”
“…Dad”
“What is it sweetie. Did you see a scary picture in your picture book?”
“That was last years taxes, you have to pay again this year.”
“…..Noooooo, cause I went ahead and….year wise I was counting forward so….DAMNIT!”