Thank you very much Mr. Takamodo

Good afternoon *your name*. Check this out, *Your name* san, oohayo gozaimasu. That means Good morning Mr. *your name*. I’m learning Japanese but I don’t know how to say Ms. or afternoon. Impressive none the less. Who wants to hear my reasoning for deciding to learn this? Anbod..ok yes, you in the back. Well A, most people in the world know two languages and a lot of people in America cant seem to master their native tongue, and 2, it doesn’t take intelligence to learn a language, cause everybody can speak one language, it just takes persistence and follow through, which I dont have so much. So its a self improvement thing.

So there ya go. Very deep. Doomo diipu.

I’m sick. I’m so sick my pockets hurt.

Smallville has rocked the last couple of weeks. Aside from the STUPID episode where Clark gets a friggin dog. What the hell was that?

Clark: Im going to call him Krypto.

Anndy: …*sigh* Jesus Christ.

But I think it’s very cool that Chloe knows his secret. In Superman II he gives Lois some orange juice that makes her forget. If I were Clark though Id skip the whole amnesia juice and just hurl her into space. But thats me, anything to get out of extra work. See, again, reason why I need to prove to myself that I can stick with something and go the extra mile. If I were Clark, my Dukes of Hazrd father would say to me “Son, you cant solve all your problems by hurling them into space.” Before I hurled him into space. Problem solved.

Ohhhh I got a weird story. So I talk with attorneys all day at my job and they fuckin like love me. Theyre like a new buddy list for me and some of them will call me at home to see what Im up to. So this paralegal from this Jersey firm, I dont even really know her that much but shes absolutley in love with me. So Im always like hey buy me something. So I get this package yesterday from her and in it…is a dead puppy. Ok no, I made that part up. In it, is a friggin like $40 nice scarf, sea monkeys, a Star Wars lego kit, a candle, and some sea shells. Holy crossing some kind of professional line, but holy score cause I got me some Sea Monkeys. That is so weird that she would send me all that. FYI, if you ever have a girlfriend, and some other girl sends you a package of stuff, dont tell your girlfrined about it cause they dont find it nearly as cool as you do. I was proud though, I was like check it out, look what I did! I totally talked this lady into buying me stuff!!!! I’m like Hitler if he didn’t kill people and was a gigilo/grifter.  That is why I should get into politics.

“Not…with….my….Coin, operated boy. Sitting on a shelf, he is just a toy.”

Coin operated boy

That’s my new band, the Dresdin Dolls. Its like punk meets cabaret. Coin-Operated Boy