Stupid mailman, sqeal on me
Im hungry. Where the fuck is Erin!? Ohhhhhh someones gettin a slappin when she shows up. OH! Iknow! Wanna read an entry from the diary where I pretend Im an 18 year old confused gay boy?
“So today I came home from school and was in my room and I heard dad yelling for me. So I went out and he was standing at the top of the stairs. He told me to come over and take a look at something. So I went over and looked down but didnt know what I was supposed to be seeing. So I was going to walk down the stairs to look, but dad said not to move so I thought it was a mouse or something. So I was standing there trying to find out what he was looking at and I whispered what am I supposed to be seeing. And just like that dad says Why dont you take a closer look! And I felt his hand shove me and I tumbled down the stairs.
When I came to it sounded like everybody was upstairs starting dinner. So I went up and was really mad at dad. I just started screaming at him. But then dad got really mad back. Hes a really funny guy and a lot of people dont get his jokes.
And then he was like, you know Jake, I always thought you were the only one who could relate to my humor. And I guess I was wrong. I felt so bad after that. He has always been there and he was just trying to make me laugh and I yelled at him for it. I felt so low. Needless to say I didnt get any dinner tonight.”
Pushing someone doen the stairs is NOT a joke. You shouldn’t have felt bad. You could have gotten really hurt :-/ [Natures Embrace]
IM HUNGRY! Erins here. Bout fuckin time.
lol!
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But what good is mining nose-gold if I can’t share it with the townspeople!?
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…he didn’t do it. the spiders did it. -Starlight
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um… but i thought your name was Anndy?
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sounds like my brother and boyfriend. my boyfriend was sleeping on my couch one night. he and my brother knew i was gonna sneak in there in the middle of the night and initiate intercourse, so before i went down there, they switched spots. i ended up fukking my brother, not my boyfriend! oh, they got me good, how embarrassing for me!
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pffffffff post one of the ones I did, dummy; they’re better. I’m a righter and your knot.
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i find it amusing.
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