Porn

There should be a girl who gets into porn and in her movies she pees on people and then there should be this other girl somewhere else and she should get into porn and her movies should all have a pilgrims/plymouth rock theme and the first girl should go by April Showers and the second girl should go by May Flowers and they should make a movie together called "April Showers brings May Flowers…to Climax".  Best collabrative effort ever. 

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January 28, 2011

this entry made me laugh =]

January 28, 2011

i would totally watch that. would it be a box set though, to have all 3 movies together? haha.

January 28, 2011

ryn; haha. i’m not you, unless there’s something going on that i am not aware of that i do when i close my eyes. that’d be weird. split personality in the blink of an eye (literally). and btw; slayer does fukken own.

January 28, 2011

quick, check face for facial hair or norwegian rune tattoos on your arm. if there are none, than it’s impossible. unless you take a sharpie and draw it all in. hrm… and yeah, people liked the game. there’s devoted forums for it with people just yapping about their character builds and ideas of the story line. i’ll stick to like baldur’s gate or champions of norrath.

January 29, 2011

This is a fantastic porn. Ryn: you’re still old as ****.