Penetration

So every night for the last 3 months I’ve played Skyrim.  SKyrims rad.  I fuckin done some other shit.  Got a kid.  He’s awesome.  Work rules.  I said "hey, nice purse" to a stranger today.  Walking down a hallway at work, they tried to go in the wrong door and said they were new.  I was walking behind her, looked at her purse, it was furry, "Hey…nice purse."  Immediatley thought….k, that was a weird thing to say.

"Thanks.  It was a christmas gift"

So pretty sure:

1. She thinks Im gay.  Best case scenario.  BEST case.

2. She thinks Im a dick.  "Ugh, it was a christmas gift, asshole.  Nice…face. Fuck, what a prick this guy is"

3. She thinks Im gay and a dick.  A gay dick. 

4. All sorts of weird "does the purse match the carpet…..heh heh." creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeper type stuff. 

It just came outta my mouth.  I mean, fuck, it was a nice purse.  It was furry. 

And that’s it  Wait, I also decided my prison name should be Remo.  Short for Remorseless…ohhhhhhhh shit, thatll get ya some prison wine.  Its a good name is what Im saying.  And!  One of the supervisor who reports to me just texted me to say Im the best boss ever.  Im like Sun Tzu. 

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