Holy Weiner

Duuuuuuude I had the fuckin cooooooooolest weekend. There was fuckin like drugs and Jack Daniels, oh my the Jack, Anagram fer Sick Anal Jed by the way, which I cant believe theres not a band named that. And and and like hot tubs and coke and fire and emergency rooms and chicks and Nick and lesbians and Mikes mom and I totally ignored this hot chick who I was pinin fer, and that proves Im not shallow, and like stuff, and Full house and some weird gaggle of highschool kids who showed up and everyone got together to say no really does anyone know these people and instead of makin em leave makin a sport outta em like wooooo whos gonn drink shots with us and then adoptin the one who drank the most as one of our own and then lettin, and yea lettin, Mike unleash a verbal barrage of years of just pent up, serious Mikes got issues, anger, taunt and verbally abuse the rest of em, and people just bein scared to death of that kid, and couches on fire and guitars and some kid who we thought had downs syndrome and Jeff who never says anythin messin with this kid who was like hey where can I get a sheet of acid and Jeff bein like DUDE! Totally go to Loring park and theres gonna be a black man there named Emanuel like right around the Pavillion and go up to him and say “niggas with guns, Jeff said yer cool”, hell totally hook ya up. And Jeff with a total straight face and us tommorow scannin the news to hear about someone gettin shot in Minneapolis, and this girl who I like fell in love with, who I ditched the absolute hottest chick in the world for, and she lives at her school an hour away and comes up only on weekends, and bein in love with the idea of some girl whos here fer 3 days and then goes away fer 4, and a car crashish kinda and like like other stuff.

Oh man. I could like write an auto biography on this weekend, not fer like 10 years though till the statute of limitations runs out. But in the book Id write some forward about how much I hate the jews and forge Stephen Hawkings name and lie and say say there were monkeys around.