Addendum to the Last Entry

The fish was ok.  Tasted like nothing.  Bu it stinks like fish in here now so that’s good.  Seriouslly though, this unstoppable enormous juggernaut kills by touching people?  Shouldnt it be crushing people?  This is bullshit.  Oh shit, youre daughters still out there you fucking think for yourselfer.  That guy kinda sounds like Jack Nicholson.  That guy has a lazy eye, what help is he gonna be!?  They should agree to shove that guy down when they make a run for it.  That guy is like 70 and had wonderful hair.  I wonder what he eats.  Ya ever seen 3 OClock High?  Remember the bully from that movie>  He seemed like a good actor.,  Wonder whatever happened to him.  Probably a really good guy.  Bet he smokes weed like a lot.  Come on!  The cops right outside.  You know shes gonna fucking die.  Tell her she should stay in the car!  Come on!  Dicks!  No dont get out the car!  Her blood is on their fuckin hands.  That guy looks like the kid from Honey I shrunk the Kids.

Hey when I came home on Wed, there was a truck in my driveway with a cow painted on it and I saw a guy run into my house with a box on his shoulder.  So I was like ok, Im being home invaded by people who own a cow truck.  And then I came in and there were steaks laid out on the floor and the guy was like hey, I delver meat.  And I was like "…cool".  And then he was like wanna buy these 75 steaks, heres a brochure and theyre usually $400 but Ill sell them to you for $150 if you pay cash and dont mind if the reciept shows $400.  And so I bought 75 like 1 pound steaks.  Thats like $2 a steak!  

The guy just had an idea to use antibacterial soap on the iron invader.  Hes crazy….or is he the smartest person ever….

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