Like a Phoenix from the ashes, I’m covered in soot

[Static Ninja] is no more.  Let us all shed a tear for her wonderful beauty.  Let us also send a donation of $100 USD to staticninja@gmail.com.  Come on people, quit being such stingy pussies.

Anyhoot, I’m here.  Again.  I’m not leaving OD, or anything like that.  I’m just entering the OD Witness Protection Program.

So.

From now on, I’m Static.  All names will be changed to protect the innocent and give me a massive headache when trying to remember who’s who.

After some careful consideration, I’ve decided not to import all of my old entries over here.  As such, I will be running a “Best of…” thing for awhile.  It’ll be its own chapter, methinks.

The DM is transferring my subscription to this diary, but I don’t know how long that’ll take, so it’ll be a bit before there are such things as chapters and happiness.

And so, there you have it.  I’m here, I’m alive, and no, my diary front page won’t be that crappy forever.

Aligned Center Fo’ LIFE, BITCHES!