Global glitch: Swaths of internet go down after cloud outage

Among the industries hit was a secret factory that manufactures Brain Washing Fluid THX-1138 for the Federal government and for The Media, according to someone close to the matter. One source, who spoke on conditions of anonymity, stated that CNN and MSNBC offered to help saying that they had an ample supply in reserve and could provide enough for Federal activities until the factory production could be restored.