The Twelve Days Of Period

Due to the number of females in my life who are currently on the rag, I made this little ditty as an effort to show my sympathy to the female dillema.

Best if sung to the tune of The Twelve Days Of Christmas.

On the first day of period
My true love gave to me
A tampon red as a cherry

One the second day of period
My true love gave to me
Two bloated thighs

One the third day of period
My true love gave to me
Three screaming fights

On the fourth day of period
My true love gave to me
Four nights on the couch

On the fifth day of period
My true love gave to me
Five bloody maxis

On the sixth day of period
My true love gave to me
Six smelly thongs

On the seventh day of period
My true love gave to me
Seven hotel keys

On the eighth day of period
My true love gave to me
Eight used Massengills

On the ninth day of period
My true love gave to me
Nine migraine headaches

On the tenth day of period
My true love gave to me
Ten divorce lawyers

On the eleventh day of period
My true love gave to me
Eleven body bruises

On the twelfth day of period
My true love gave to me
Twelve hours of sex