Gay Rights

Although I am a very conservative person when it comes to economic issues, judicial issues, legislative issues, taxes, and things concerning freedom, I have always been somewhat of a social moderate. I’ve basically operated under the premise that “you can do what you want, just don’t think you need to include me in it.”

Now over the years I’ve had gay friends and coworkers whom I’ve gotten along with just fine. I have a sister who was/is bisexual and who I still care about just as much as my heterosexual siblings. For a long time I’ve held the view that since I don’t ever remember a time when I made a conscious choice to be heterosexual, I’ve given gays the benefit of the doubt that perhaps they made no such decision either and perhaps WERE born the way they are.

I do believe my position is changing…

For any newcomers, I’m a truck driver who drives mainly between Minneapolis and Chicago (or Shitcago as I unlovingly refer to the place). This morning just after 2:00 AM I was on my way up to Woodstock, IL to pick up a load to bring back to Minnesota.

I was driving up route 47 which is a single-lane country road and someone in a silver Lexus SUV was following me for four or five miles, flashing their high beams at me the whole time. I figured they just wanted me to go faster since I was driving the posted speed limits and I just though, “Pass me if you want, you dipshit.”

We finally got on a mile-long straightaway and the Lexus moved into the oncoming lane as if it was going to pass me. Yet when it got up next to my door, it held position and the guy inside turned on his dome light and made gestures towards the back of my trailer like I needed to pull over because something was wrong with my truck.

Now for those who don’t know, when you have 75 feet of vehicle it IS possible to have a problem and not be able to see it from the driver’s seat, especially at night. It also isn’t all that uncommon for other drivers to try and point out things like a flat trailer tire, a broken spring that holds up the trailer air lines, or other possible malfunctions.

The guy finished passing me and got in front of me and began to slow down and then pulled over and stopped on the gravel shoulder, and I stopped next to him. I asked, “What do you want?” His reply was absolutely THE last thing I was expecting to hear.

“Do you want a blowjob?”

WHAT THE FUCK!? I told him “No” in as much of an unpleasant way as I could muster due to the fact that I was caught quite off-guard by his request. His reply to my denial of his request?

“I’ll pay you!”

Let me reiterate…WHAT THE FUCK!?

Luckily he did a 180 and turned around and sped off or I very well may have ran his faggot ass into the ditch (easy to do when you have 53 feet of trailer hanging off your ass).

The thought that popped into my head was, “I wonder if this is part of the ‘gay rights’ that so many people fight so hard for.” Do they REALLY want the right to be able to drive up to a complete stranger and solicit them just because they have some extreme craving for a cumshot in the throat?

I think this helped me make up my mind quite quick; gays have enough fucking rights and don’t need another damn one. Why the hell do they really care if all of us heterosexuals accept them or not? I don’t give a rat’s ass if a queer approves or disapproves of me liking girls (specifically, my girlfriend), or any other aspect of my heterosexual lifestyle. Why do we need ANY more acceptance or understanding of these people and why do so many people feel the need to try and force such acceptance on the rest of us straight folks who have no desire to accept queers?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying we need to treat them much differently. If they want to do all their twisted faggoty shit in private, fine. I don’t care. But you know what? I don’t flaunt my heterosexuality, and I don’t think they need to flaunt their faggotness either. I don’t think they need any special legal protection or any special treatment. When it comes down to it, they are people just like anyone and they shouldn’t be treated differently.

I find it kind of strange that queers feel the need to have “gay pride.” Here in Minneapolis there is quite a large number of queers and they love to have their big parade every year in Loring Park so they can fire off a big “fuck you” to all of us insensitive, marrow-minded bastards. But really, what do they have to be proud of?

If a person is REALLY born gay, are they not simply being who they are by being gay? Is that really something that people need to be proud of? “I have pride because I’m true to who I am and I’m not a fake.” Are they proud because they’ve come so far in their “struggle” to force acceptance of gays on a population made up of a majority of heterosexuals? Shit, EVERYONE has struggles. Doesn’t mean we need special organizations, parades, T-shirts, or bumper stickers to tell the world how proud we are that we overcame them. Nor do we straights feel the need to have “straight pride” parades to fire a “fuck you” back to the queers.

I’m sure someone will say, “Would you feel the same way if it was a woman who solicited you? Would you suddenly single out all women or heterosexuals to hate?” No, I’d single out whores (who I don’t have any respect for anyhow).

But for years queers have been pushing and pushing to get their shit into “mainstream America” against the wishes of the majority of the population. And if you think I’m wrong in staying that the majority of the population doesn’t want gay lifestyles to be forced into their faces, take a look at how every time a gay marriage amendment has been put to a citizen vote (not talking about judicial legislation here, which is unconstitutional) and been shot down by a landslide.

Just because you are gay doesn’t give you the “right” to try and redefine how society operates. Being gay doesn’t give you the “right” to try and change the definition of marriage, which has been understood for thousands of years, by most societies and people-groups around the world, as being between a single man and a single woman. Being gay doesn’t give you the “right” to try and make people understand or accept you, especially when in many cases your lifestyle may go against their own personal beliefs. Being gay doesn’t give you the “right” to have any special legal protection so that if you misbehave and someone beats your ass they can be charged with a hate crime, even though they still would’ve beat you if you were straight. Being gay doesn’t make you any more special than anyone else. Being gay most definitely doesn’t give you the “right” to approach a complete stranger and offer them money if you can suck their dick.

Maybe my views would change a bit if some gays would actually track down that promiscuous cocksucker over by Woodstock and would beat the shit out of one of their own. Eh, probably not.

I’m very aware that there are plenty of queers who would never do something like this and many who DON’T try to flaunt themselves for the world to see and accept, and these are not the ones I have a problem with. I have a problem with the militant ones who keep trying to change people who don’t want to be changed.

Shame on all you faggots who are tryingto change the rest of us. You of all people should know what it’s like to have beliefs forced on you that you don’t agree with. Stay in your fucking closets.