Guessing At Singles Work

Let me talk down to you for you are dumb. Simple words work best for me. I am daft, so please, speak slowly for I will not gather this infomation that you provide. The turd doesn’t learn. Perhaps I will use more profanity within range of his sensitive ears.

In the free moments at work when I am bored silly, I find myself paging through singles on yahoo. I do not know why I do this, but for some reason I find it entertaining to read what people put. There is this one woman that always catches my eye. No matter that I have seen it 100 times now, the picture always catches my eye. The coloring, the pose, the expression… the whole thing makes me tingle with delight. Funny how a picture can do that. If you did not have to pay for the service, I would have left a message telling her that. Doubt I would be into anything she is into, but still the picture speaks…

I guess I should work..