Cross Eyed Sexual Bathroom Stalls

There is this concept of paired programming. The productivity goes up as you add a person checking over your shoulder. I spent 3 years paired and like it well enough, but there is a key element to this concept. The person you are paired with should have the knowledge base you have. Some how I am seated next to a twit that thinks his vocab can cover for his limited knowledge of the language. I am annoyed… Please do not make me explain how a compiler views a statement. It just makes sense, I do not know why.

So… chili cook off today… tomorrow the air will smell of beans, meats and peppers as the bathroom stalls are filled to the brim with a queue forming around the corner, down the stairs into the other bathroom. Perhaps though the smells will relieve the normal dietary smells we witness here.

I have decided that a new MySpace account will be created. This account will serve nothing more then to mess with people. Especially the whores that wish their web cam would supply them with more money. Sorry honey, you have to get into some major nasty porn for that to be profitable. Plus your eyes are a bit crossed. I am sure there is a fetish for that. “Hot off center line of sight having mad cross eyed sex!”

Okay, I am cracking myself up too much and people will begin to wonder if my mind had cracked… Yep, sure did on that last hit of LSD.

Oh and I do believe a picture/avatar thingy needs to be added to my diary… I guess I will have to create something…