How To Study

Here are the results of the notes left on Landing On Your Junk & Eating Out of Your Balls. Sorry it took me so long to get these posted. I’m a goober. Maybe my ’05 resolution should be to stop procrastinating? Nah, I’ll do try that another year…

Potterhead360

_Fluffy_ teachers always give out _squishy_ assignments. But, as everyone knows, if you want to pass all your classes so you can go to a _CIA_ and become president of a big, international _skateboard_ like _Warner Bros._ and have millions of _dweebs_ in the bank, you must do your homework and study _menacingly_. If you just sit around and _eat_, you won’t get ahead in life. You must learn to pay attention to every _blaise_ thing your teacher says. Do not interrupt or whisper to other _moose_ during class. Be sure to have a nice _grody_ notebook in which you can write down anything the te4acher says that seems _wacky_. Then go home and memorize all of those _smelly_ notes. And when your teacher gives you a surprise quiz, you will know all of the _sisters_ and will get a _Z_ as a grade for the class.

Kristin08

_Squishy_ teachers always give out _red_ assignments. But, as everyone knows, if you want to pass all your classes so you can go to a _mental hospital_ and become president of a big, international _boy_ like _Target_ and have millions of _doctors_ in the bank, you must do your homework and study _quickly_. If you just sit around and _screwing_, you won’t get ahead in life. You must learn to pay attention to every _pointy_ thing your teacher says. Do not interrupt or whisper to other _balls_ during class. Be sure to have a nice _messy_ notebook in which you can write down anything the te4acher says that seems _smelly_. Then go home and memorize all of those _sweet-smelling_ notes. And when your teacher gives you a surprise quiz, you will know all of the _condoms_ and will get a _K_ as a grade for the class.

HopelessDreamer83

_Pretty_ teachers always give out _squeaky_ assignments. But, as everyone knows, if you want to pass all your classes so you can go to a _Psych Ward_ and become president of a big, international _book_ like _Coca-Cola_ and have millions of _tigers_ in the bank, you must do your homework and study _happily_. If you just sit around and _sing_, you won’t get ahead in life. You must learn to pay attention to every _sweaty_ thing your teacher says. Do not interrupt or whisper to other _markers_ during class. Be sure to have a nice _hot_ notebook in which you can write down anything the te4acher says that seems _cold_. Then go home and memorize all of those _big_ notes. And when your teacher gives you a surprise quiz, you will know all of the _pictures_ and will get a _J_ as a grade for the class.

ilikepi314

_Fuzzy_ teachers always give out _slimy_ assignments. But, as everyone knows, if you want to pass all your classes so you can go to _The Sunshine House for the Clinically Insane_ and become president of big, international _headphones_ like _Sony_ and have millions of _duckies_ in the bank, you must do your homework and study _begrudgingly_. If you just sit around and _pounce_, you won’t get ahead in life. You must learn to pay attention to every _sweaty_ thing your teacher says. Do not interrupt or whisper to other _wheels_ during class. Be sure to have a nice _sweet_ notebook in which you can write down anything the teacher says that seems _orange_. Then go home and memorize all of those _bent_ notes. And when your teacher gives you a surprise quiz, you will know all of the _radios_ and will get a _Y_ as a grade for the class.