pride in pussy preference
I think I might name my child Belittle.
Today I drove twenty minutes to take my dog to the groomers.
When I got there, Gordon freaked the fuck out. He is usually pretty alright with new environments and new people but this place freaked him out and Id imagine it was the yelping animals and smells and blah blah but whatever the case he flipped out and stayed behind my legs and wouldnt let anyone touch him. I tried to calm him by beating his fucking face. Not really, I mostly was like Gordon, no! and the ladies were like you have to be more aggressive and they grabbed his leash and when they did that, Gordon got really upset and started barking and growling and yelling and so they gave me a muzzle to put on him. that just made it worse cause he didnt know what the fuck was happening and so eventually they decided grooming him would be a DANGER and so I drove twenty minutes back home with Gordons head out the window.
Fucking pussy bitches, I would have groomed him. They told me to go to the vet for tranquilizers and I wondered if maybe I could take a couple of those for fun.
This weekend is what thee homos call gay pride. I have never before been to a gay pride festival and have always had strict guidelines about being proud of gayness, for I am no more proud of this lifestyle than I was when I practiced heterosexuality for years and years. I am not proud to be gay the same way I was not proud to be straight and I am not proud to be bisexual because labels are for cans and I proud of my individuality and all of its elements, not just the sexual part. Besides, I feel no need to embrace a culture and community where I belong when it is just as promiscuous, effed up and filled with unfair politics as the straight community.
Buuuuuuuut I recognize the social significance in gay activism and gay pride festivals and I realize they are necessary for social progression and to build a community of people fighting for civil rights and whatnot. And I guess I cant rightly deny the idea of a gay pride festival without actually attending and seeing what they are all about.
So, Im going to go. If nothing else I will certainly see some hot lesbian bitchez.
An intensely gay male friend from high school contacted the girlfriend this morning and invited us to a rave to celebrate gay pride. A rave? What better way to be proud of your gayness than to do lots of drugs and have mindless sex among blinking strobe lights and shitty hip hop music. Fuck, you dont need a gay theme to do that. Ive never been to a rave and I dont really no the difference between a rave and a giant party.
B&J are certainly excited to attend and theyve been going for years and they say its a good time and good food and drink and lots o gaychix. So Ill just wear my hair in my eyes cause Im too cool to look at this world and Ill sport an impassable attitude and the bitchez will surely surround me in a mad frenzy to make out and I will be like ladies, no no, I am spoken for but Ill slip the hottest one my number before I put my cock in her mouth. Ewwww, cock.
first note!
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sorry, but people do that to me, so I thought I’d to you. good entry, very amusingly and wittily written. Davo
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the phrase “gay lifestyle” always irks me. doesn’t that suggest like stereotypical shit, men hanging out in bathhouses all day and blowing each other? isn’t sexual orientation a small part of “lifestyle”?
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I’m not even sure what lifestyle is, I guess it’s whether you go skiing or to raves or watch TV all night or are a workaholic or gamble every weekend or are loud and flambuoyant or quiet or do adventurous things or travel or go to church 14 times a week or get stoned every night or what, what you spend a lot of time and energy at. but how is gender of sex partner correlated with that? Davo
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I just read over my last note and it sounded like I was challenging you for using the word, far be it from me to do that, I was just asking a question. Is there, or should there be, such a concept as (the) “gay lifestyle”? How about “the gay agenda”? both those phrases make me wince, like “the black lifestyle” (presumably selling crack, pimping & holding up liquor stores) would. Davo
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I never really understood why some people make such a big deal about their sexuality. Is it really that big a part of their life? Do they walk around all day thinking, “I’m gay I’m gay I’m gay.” I’d assumed it’d be like being black. I don’t really think about the fact that I’m black unless I’m around a whole bunch of white people. Or unless it becomes an issue otherwise.
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at least you are not like my ex who thinks the point of gay pride is to piss off straight people. and you make a good point about not something to be especially proud of. and about hot gay chicks.
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