never bigger. than this. ever.

i drank too much but here is this.

i am listening to warren g right now because its on the playlist. i can dig it. wutev. spare the audience your lame and self analytical attempt to produce something worth reading.

today i mostly lost my train of thought. today i worked and later entered the home and drank and then drank and drank something with pineapple in it, a taste that lingers in my mouth as i type for lack of something better to do. and also i create run on sentences and bag on myself and then bag on myself for bagging on myself and omg paper or plastic.

i am a jerk most of the time. if you knew me for real, you’d know that.

le tigre says “mediocrity rules”

that sure is true.

I wish I had something to put in my mouth right now.

I dont like bacon unless it’s by itself. I hear a pig’s intelligence is the equivilant to a three year old child’s. I would eat three year old children if they tasted as good as pork.

if there are typos or errors it’s probably my secretaries fault. fucking woman can’t do anything right